Malayalam Travel Joke
TTE: Ticket evide?
Yathrakkaran: Ticket illa.
TTE: Engotta pokendathu?
Yathrakkaran: Sreeraman janicha sthalathekku; Ayodhya.
TTE: O, saaramilla, vaa Sreekrishanan janicha sthalathu ethikkam; jailil!
Bus Conductor Joke in Malayalam
Bussil conductor vridhayodu: Amma, ithu muzhuvan kaasilla…
Vridha: Njan vidhyarthiyanu
Conductor athbhuthathodu: Ethu schoolil?
Vridha: Athenthina ningal ariyunnathu?
Conductor: Ente ammummakku oru admission edukkanadu.
Auto Santa Banta Joke
Autoyil vannirangiya namboothiri auto driverodu: Ethrayayi?
Driver: nooru roopa
Santa: Itha ampathu roopa
Driver: Ithenta? Sukhamayi ividam vare njelinjirunnittu tharunnathu ampathu roopayo? Meettaril kanda nooru roopaya njan chodichathu.
Santa: Thanum ividam vare njelinjirikkukayallayirunno? Thante kaasum koodi njan tharunnathenthina?
Luggage Joke
Aadyamayi trainil kayariya Supran luggage mukalile berthil vachu. Appol thazheyirunna
yathrakkaran:Kurachu koodi neekki vakku… allenkil ente thalayilenganum athu vannu veezhum.
Supran: Oh, saaramilla. Athil udayunna saadhanamonnumilla.
Chappal Joke
Busil ninnum irangi businadiyil thirayunna
aalodu conductor: Njan busil kayarumpol cheruppu padikkal ooriyittirunnu. Athu nokkukayanu.
Conductor Passenger Joke
Conductorodu yathrakkaran: Kozhikkodu, oru fullum oru halfum.
Conductor: Vellamo Sodayo?
Yathrakkaran: Oh, sorry, enikku nerathe oru barilayirunnu joli…
Smoking in Bus Joke
Basil aduthirikkunnayaal Appumonodu: njanonnu puka valikkunnathil vorodhamillalo?
Appumon: Aye, oru virodhavumilla. Pukayude manamadichu njan onnu chardichal ningalkkum virodhamillalo?
Traffic Police Joke
Traffic policinodu mandanaya soman: Medical collegial pokan ethu basil kayaranam?
Policukaran: Muppatham number busiil kayariyal avide irangam.
Naalu manikkoor kazhinju athuvazhi vanna athe policukaran kandathu avidethanne nilkkunna somaneyanu.
Policukaran: Entha muppatham number bus vannille?
Soman: illa saar, ithuvare irupathi naalenname vannullu.
Bus Conductor Joke
Bussil kayariya mathayichan conductorodu: kuttikalkku ticket edukkano?
Conductor: Anchil kooduthalanenkil edukkanam.
Mathayichan: Nannayi, enikku kuttikal naaleyulloo..
Flight Joke
Kuttappan vimanam ranchan theerumanichu. Vimanathil kayari kurachu kazhinjappol thokku choondi air hostessinodu paranju: Vegam vimanam nedumbasseriyilekku thirichu vidoo..
Air Hostess: Ee vimaanam nedumbasseriyilekku thanneya pokunnathu.
Kuttappan thante thokku keesayilittu seatilirunnu. Ennittu paranju: Sorry, vimanam marippoyi.
Bus Owner Joke
Bussil oral Jabbarinodu: Ithu ente seat aanu. Njaan oru towel ivied ittarunnu.
Jabbar: Bheshaayi, enkil thanikku oru double mundu bussinte mukalil idaamaayirunnille? Bus thantethakumallo.
Malayalam Bus Joke
Bussil vachu cheruppakkarante kai ariyaathe oru penkuttiyude sareerathil kondu. Udane pen kutti: Thante veetil ammayum pengalum onnumille?
Cheruppakkaran: Ariyilla.
Penkutti: Nge! Athentha?
Cheruppakkaran: Njan veluppine veettil ninnu irangiyathane!
Headphone Joke
Vimanathil kayariya mandanaya Robert pilotinte headphone pidichu vaangi swantham cheviyil vachu. ‘Ellarum panam kodutha yathra cheyyunnathu ennittippo than maathram paattu kettu rasikkukayano, athu venda!
Train ninnappol kutti: Enthu patti?
Yathrakkaran: Trackil maram veenu kidakkunnu.
Kutti: Marangalude pinneettulla ottam kandappozhe njan vicharichu!
