Njan ini schoolil pokunnilla

UKG Boy: Njan ini schoolil pokunnilla Mom: Entha ? Boy: Joli cheyyan pova. Mom: UKG padichitu ninakkenthu joli kittanaa ? Boy: LKG girlsinu tution eduthu jeevickum !

Ormakal

Kandumuttanum

Verpiriyanum maathram vidhikkappetta ee lokath

Swanthamennu parayan orayiram Ormakal matram....

Memories nvr die wen tym go...!!

memories..

Ormakal palappozhum namme ottapeduthum,

pakshe nam thanichakumpol santhoshathinte thooval sparshamay ormakal arikil varum.

Oru nertha thennal pole...

so keep it .. ur memories...

Tintumon Series :D

Goa
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

Puli
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!



Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Cheetha Koottukar
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “

Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

Eduthal Pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

Tintumon As God
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

Tintumon In Classroom
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!

Tintu Mon Ambalathil
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

Cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte pvalikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “

Fibre Content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil‍ high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

Dr Tintu
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

too funny

Whitening applied becomes white scars.
(Velukkan thechathu pandayi)

When talking, hear. When given, eat.
(Paraymbol kelkkanam.tharumbol thinnanam)

Give elephant, but not hope.
(Aana koduthalum aasha kodukaruthu)

If Crow bath, become crane ??
(Kaaka kulichal kokku aagumo??)

If needed jackfruit on root grow.
(Venamengil chakka verilum kaayikkum)

Snake on fence on shoulder no put.
(Veliyil kidanna paambine eduthu tholil idaruthu)

Onam come or Baby born, porridge for KORAN still in leaf.
(Onam vannaalum Unni pirannaalum, Koranu Kanji Kumbilil thanne)

Own baby, for crow, golden baby.
(Kaakkakku Than Kunju Ponkunju)

Market fail Mother’s back.
(Angaadiyil thottathinu Ammayude purathu)

Silent Cat Breaks Pot.
(Mindaa Poocha Kalam Udakkum)

Sand leaning man took girl.
(Mannum Chaari Ninnavan Pennum Kondupoyi)

Centipede if put on mattress goes to garbage.
(Attaye pidichu Methayil Kidathiyaalum Athu pokum Kuppa kuzhiyil)

Miser hold umbrella at midnight.
(Alpan Ardha Raathriyilum koda Pidikkum)

Foot wrong elephant will also fall.
(Adi thettiyaal aaneyum veezhum)

Friend of Eeenaampechi is TreeDog.
(Eeenaampechi-kku kootu marapatti)

In desert one Tree green.
(Marubhumiyil oru marupacha)

Sitting to moan, dog’s head, coconut fell.
(Moangan irunna naayudey thalayil thenga veenu)

Different drop big water.
(Palathulli peruvellam)

Life licked by stray dog.
(Jeevitham nayanakki)

Crane, how many ponds see??
(Kokkethra kulam kandirikkunnu)

Don’t want, don’t want thinking, climbing on the head & jumping.
(Venda,venda ennu vicharikkumbo thalayil keri chaadunnu)

Stick gave, beating got.
(Vadi koduthu adi vaangi)

Open the window, let the airforce come in.
(Janala thurakkoo, kaatu shakthi aayi varrattae)

No Grass will walk here.
(Evidae Oru pullum nadakkilla)

Dont spit, understanding people will suffer.
(thupparuthu , thaazhae nikkunnavar anubhavikkum)

Both are Hand and Arithmetic.
(Randum kayyum kanakkum thannae)

Free Malayalam Jokes

palacharakku kadayilekku vanna kuttiyodu sales man : "monte perenthaa?monte achente perenthaa?monenthaa vendathu...?

chodhyangalkkellam kutti otta vaakinutharam paranju...:kannan devan chayaa...



sardar yudhathinu oru kothuku valayum kondu pooyi...appol commander chodhichu : ithenthaa kothukuvala bullet proof evide?

sardar:sir..ithilude oru kothukupoolum kayarillaa pinnale vediyundaa..




oru thavala kainottakkarente adukkal chennu chodhichu:"ente jeevithathilekku aduthengaanum oru pennu varumoo?"

kainottakkaaren thavalayude kai parisodhicha sesham paranju:"theerchayaayum.ninnepatti kooduthalaayi ariyuvaanum ninte hrudayam kaanuvaanum oru sundariyaaya cheruppakkaari jeevithathill varum..."

thavala:sathyam?? evidevechu engineyaanu njan avale kandethuka?
kainottakkaaren:"adutha varsham avalude biology classill....

Funny

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde. Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

onam wish sms

Niraparayum Nilavilakkum Thengin Thoppum oormayil Sukshikkunna Malayalikku Oru Thiruvonam Kudi. Nanma Niranja Oonashamsakal

Funny SMS for Malayalees

EDA Nan nadu vidukaya...... Nayanthara load ayi... Pathrakarkku enneya samshayam.... Neeyum vitto.... Avalude Pattiyum load annu... Athu nee annennanu ellavarum parayunnathu....



Sayahnam enikkistamanu Nakshtrangal enikku othiriestamanu pookkale orupadu eshtamanu athilum ethra ethra eshtamanenno enikku ninne ninne mathram.. miss you da



Enthellam bahalangalayirunnu... Dravid-inte MATHIL... Sachin-te CLASSIC... Ganguly-ude KADUVA... Dhoni-yude MUDI... Sehvag-inte VEDIKKETTU... Yuvraj-inte IDIVETTU... Chappel-inte THANTRAM... Uthappa-yude KUNTHAM... Sreesanth-inte DANCE... Harbhajan-te DOOSARA... Kumble-yude GOOGLY... Zaheer-inte YORKER... Oduvil TEAM INDIA Savamayi...



Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo... Wait.. "1" Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale 'Randu" kanikkam... Bye


Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!



Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U...Y?
Dats the magic of our relation


>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu........... Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu......... Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .."Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

Malayalam funny sms jokes

kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..



Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu




Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.



Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...



SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..........




oru
Mobilinte
Vedhana...
"Do ingtu
nokkedo,njan thante
mobile aanu
samsarikunnath,Thanik
enne kutich vella
chinthayum undo???
kure naalaayi njan
thanik vendi sms
kondu tharunnu, kanda
alavalaadhikalude
ellam incming calls
pidichu
tharunnu,ithonum
poranjittu orikalum
vellam kanditillatha
thante pantinte
pocketil mookkum
pothi njan kidakunnu,
Avasaanamayi enikk
oru aagraham und,
chaavunnathinu munp
oru OUt goiNg
vilikkanam,vella
rakshayum undo..







Asalamu alaikyuum...

Ee aaychayil ingale

basayilulla cilmakal.

Thinklyaycha :

puyyaapla poyyotine
Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)

Chovvaycha :

Enthokeyo aavunund
(kuch kuch hota hai)

Budanaycha :

Chelapam kosi
Chelapam beamam (K3G)

vyayacha : Onnum

mindanda (Kuch na kaho)

jumante dovsam :

inne
nikkah kayikyo?
(Mujse shaadi karoge)


Shanyaycha :

Ammal
ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun)

Njaraycha :

Kalbinu
piraanthanu (Dil tho pagal hai)





Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????




Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone.





5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN ടച്ച്‌






Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..ഡും




shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
aniyathiye kettiyene!




I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....

good malayalam sms

phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo?..



Lux Rs.9.50
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam
Onnu kulichal mathi!!!



want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaru?
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!



Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum "INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum "COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside

entea sarintea vakkinu oru adistanavumilla, innalea paranju 4 um 3um 7ennu innu paranju 5um 2um 7ennu ippo paranju 1um 6um 7ennu inin nalaea parayuvo avo 3um 7um 7ennu

RAKTHASAKSHIKAL "SINDHABAD"

Raktham kondu ethihasam racichavar mohangal namukku thannettu poyavar poruthiveezhumbozhum niranenjukatti jeevitham bhoomike beli koduthavar belikudeeragalil ningal uragumbozhum evite ningalute smarannakal urangatheerikkate RAKTHASAKSHIKAL "SINDHABAD"

Malayalam New Year SMS

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukane etha oru new year aashamsakal.

Romantic Malayalam Valentine SMS

lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu raktham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrudyathil kayariyiruunnalloo.....



Hridayathil ninnu ninne maaikkan sramichu nokki...
pakshe appozhanu njan ariyunnathu ente hridayatil kothi vacha shilpamanu neeyennu.....




Ente swapnathil nee mathramayirunnu..
Ennal ente jeevithathil neeyoru swapnam mathramakumenn karuthiyilleda..

Malayalam Valentine SMS collection

24 manikoor kondu oru nalla divasam undakum,
7 divasam kondoru nalla aazhca ondakum,
52 aazchakal kondoru nalla varsham undakum,
athupole, ennepoloru nalla aale arinjal ninte jeevithavum nallathakkam.





Etha ente hridayam ninakkayi, ethu nintethanu, sookzhichu kaikaryam cheyyanam, karanam ethu nirachum sneham aanu. Ethu eppozhum ninte aduthu vekkanam.




Ente swapnagalil nirayunnathu ninte mugam maatram.............

Neeyenikku ethra priyapettavalanennu parayuvaan enikku vaakkukal illa........

Swakaryathayum ullu niraye snehavum swapnaghalum karuthivachu njan ninakkay kaathirikkunnu.........

Malayalam Jokes

Rockettinode Oral: Entha nee engane payunnathe?
Rocket: Nayinte Mone, athe ninte koothike thee vechal ariyam.



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Idhil 1 missing..?
2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?
ABCDYill engane '1' varum?
LKGYill supply undalle?

Latest Malayalam Funny SMS for Malayalees

Simran nu cheruth..
Ramba ku valuthu..
Ramya Krishnan nu onnu valuthum onnu cheruthum..

Aishwaryarai ku randum cheruthu...

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What is that?
it is letter "R"
Please think positive!




Akashatheiku nokku, Daivathinte Mahathwam Kanam
Bhoomiyilekku nokku, Prakrithiyude Valuppam Kanam
Kannadiyilekku Nokku, Daivathinte Abadham കനം




Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Malayalam SMS

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu
wife-ini varumo
hus-namukku nokkam
wife- wannallo
hus- thanks to K S E B

Malayalam SMS

hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning

മലയാളം ജോകെസ്‌

Mash: Adutha Pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
Kutti: Njan 100% mark vangum!
Mash : Thmasa parayalle.....
Kutti: Nayinte mone, aara adhyam thamasa paranjathu?!!