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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Ningallkkku . . sms vennamekil

Namaskaaar

All my frends

Ningallkkku

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sms vennamekil

enikku ayachu tharruuukkaaaa plz

ninkku mamman varumpol ethuva



gulfil ninnu maaman:ninkku mamman varumpol ethuva kondu veredath
tintu:mobile mathi maama.
snehathode maaman:nokia mathiyo kutta.
tintu:nokiyal poreda mamma,vanganam

egypttile kuttikalude kaaryam

tintu:egypttile kuttikalude kaaryam maha kashtamma.
bijukuttan:athentha
tintumon:daddy marichal avare mummy ennu villikkanam

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye



Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Makale Ninaku Enthu Varam Venam?



Krishnan : Makale Ninaku Enthu Varam Venam?

Njan : Ee Sms Vayikkunnayal Ennum Ennodoppam Venam.

Krishnan : Makale, Kurishinte Dept. Karthavinanu
Enikkalla....

Kazhinja elactionekurichu eanthanu



Jintappan: Kazhinja elactionekurichu eanthanu ninte abhiprayam??

Tintu:Kazhinja electionil UDF Dayaneeyamayi Vijayichu eannum LDF Vijayakaramayi thottu eannum parayam..!!

Veruthe parayallato cooling glass



Ha ha ha..
Ha ha ha..
Aiyyo.;:

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"O-O"..____
"(..)" )?
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Veruthe parayallato cooling glass vechal ninak odukathe glamouranu.

what is the diference between files and piles

what is the diference between files and piles
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simple.
files- irunnu nokkanam
piles- nokki irikkanam

enthinane penkuttikal kuniyumbol

enthinane penkuttikal kuniyumbol nenjil kai pidikkunnathe?
athariyan thazhekku nokkoo
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daa ithupolulla koothara nottam ozhivakkan

mino minmino minmino mino mino



Read this fast

mino minmino minmino mino mino minmino mino

ok
stop

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Congratulation.

U r
selctd

to work in
fish market

shaan

teacher ramuvinte munpilekku kalu vechu koduthu



teacher ramuvinte munpilekku kalu vechu koduthu.
Ramu kalil mellemellea thalodi.chundorasi pinnea cheriya oru kadi.
Ramu:mhea teacharea chikkan kalu kidilan.

Aval enne thirinju nokki.... Njanum avale noki...



Aval enne thirinju nokki....

Njanum avale noki...

Aval pinneyum nokki...

njanum avale nokki..

oru karyam manassilayi..

2 perkkum..

examile answer ariyilla...

Eniku kalyanam akuvan pokunnu njan



Girl: Eniku kalyanam akuvan pokunnu njan thanna love letters thirichu tharanam(ingane oru pennu paranjal anungalude reaction)

THRISUR: Enne pirinju pokalle plz

KOLLAM: Nee illenkil njan marikkum

IDUKY: ninte ormakayi njan vechirikum

KASARAGOD:
Eniku enthenkilum tharu plz

But...

TERROR TRIVANDRUM BOYS:
"Yai.!.
Itha ee bagil irikunna love lettersil ninnum Nintethu ethanennu kandupidichu edutho"

TVM... BOYS ALWAYS ROCKZZZ...!

Kurudante bharyaye chevi kelkatha



Oru chodyam: Kurudante
bharyaye chevi kelkatha oral
thatti kondupoyi.
Ithu kanda oomayaya oral
kurudane ithengane
ariyikum? Bhudhi undengil marupadi ayakku..
Ans enk arrila plz tell me the answer

15 Varshangalkku munpe oru BONDAyude

15 Varshangalkku munpe oru BONDAyude vila verum 10 paisa....! Oru phone callinu 4 rupa..!
pakshe ippol oru callinu 10 paisa...Oru BONDAkku 5 pupa.....!1 yennalum BONDA poya oru pokke:):)

Udu thuni illathavan kuda choodi nilkunnu



1 question
" Udu thuni illathavan kuda choodi nilkunnu"
Answer parayoo?
enthu clue venamenno?
ok, 'neela thil nilkunna sadhanam'.
Answer vegam paryoo?

Ayyee... athalla
Enthu veendum clue..?
ok, 'athu nammalkku urunda sadhanam tharum'

vegam parayoo.....
Ayya ayyeee..... athumalla
veendum thetichu

Answ: THENGU

PANDU NEE 10CLASSILE PADIKKUMBOL

PANDU NEE 10CLASSILE PADIKKUMBOL HEAD MASTER NAMMODU INDIANTEA PADAKA VANGI KOTTU VARAN PARANJU.... NJANUM NEEYUM SAIDALVINTEA KADAYILE POYI.... SAIDALAVIKA PADAKA THANNA POLE NEE CHODICHU..................................
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SAIDALVYAKAAAAAA......VERAAA COLOUR ELLAAAAAAAAA...............................

Njan eppol vilichalum nee busy aanallo?



Njan eppol vilichalum nee busy aanallo?
Aaroda ithrayum adhikam samsarikkunnath?
Free aakumbol enkilum oru miss call tharanam

Tinumon sent to Customer Care

Comedy Raja Tintumon Kee Jay......

Paayale vida, Pooppale vida,



Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it ?

Then apply.....

"Apex Ultima !!"

"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida...."

muri beediku vendi karanja BALYAM

muri beediku vendi karanja BALYAM..."""
Swanthamayi cigerett vangi valichu thudangiya ...."" KAUMARAM:::""
Qurateril thudangi full vare ottaku kazhicha
yauvanam''''""
barinu munpil kidannurngunna ...VARDHAKYAM""""
Oduvil...aarodum parayathe oru Bevaraginu munpil
MARANAM...""
ITHALLE,ALIYAA
JEEVITHAM