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Oru Bhakthan 10 Roopa Thirumeniyude

Oru Bhakthan 10 Roopa Thirumeniyude kayyil Koduthittu:

"Thirumeni, Oru Ganapathihomavum, Pushpanjaliyum, Kadum payasavum, Mrithyunjaya Homavum, Bhagavathisevayum nadathanam"

Apol Thirumeni : Baakki Paisak Kodimaram Swarnam Pooshiyekkattey

Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi

Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi

Ente Peru Kondavasanikunna Oru Jeevi

KAZHUTHAPULI

Deshyapedandado Forward Cheythal thanikum Puliyavam..!!

Ippovarum.AA Vararayi,Vannu

Hus:Ksheenicho

Wife.illa, Vararayo

Hs:Ayi

Wf:Entha varathe

Hs:Ippovarum.AA Vararayi,Vannu

Wf:Kai Kanikate

Hs:Kanicho? illenkil_

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BUSum Nirthathe pokum

Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi

Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.

Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.

Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.

Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.

Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?

Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.

Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum.....!

GURUVAYOOR APPANE KANANO?

GURUVAYOOR APPANE KANANO?
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SORRY NADA ADACHU.SPEEDU PORA

Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram

Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.




Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.




Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.




Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.




Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?




Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.

Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude

Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…




Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu



Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.




Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.




Achan: Enthu?




Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanen

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale



Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!




Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum



Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.




Makan: thank you acha




Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?



Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?




Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?




Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?



Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?




Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu



Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?




Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanma



Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…




Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.




Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.



Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…

Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?

Makan: Swimming poolinte.

Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam



Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?




Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Kochamma velakkariyodu



Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?




Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.




Kochamma: Athenthinadee?




Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu



Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu



Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?




Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.