e sarikkenda vila?

tin2:e sarikkenda vila?
salesman:500roopa
tin2:ennal ithu edutholu.
salesman:shari.
sari eduthukazhinjappol salesman sari tin2inu koduthu...
tin2:ithenikkalla ninte kettiyolkka.athalle paranjathu nee edutholan.athinte paisa nee thanne counteril chennu adacho paranjekkam!!!

ente muthachan marichappam

T M:ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu... Tchr:oh....!enthoke undaayirunn..?

T M:9 penmakkal

Tin2mon purathu poyappol

Tin2mon purathu poyappol
Achan : tin2mone nee evadapokuva
tin2 : baaril pokuva oru book edukana
Achan : athenthada baril book aano villkunnath
tin2 : innele vachu marannu poyatha.

Jeevitham ennal oru theeratha yaathrayanu,

Jeevitham
ennal oru theeratha yaathrayanu,
Oru chainees kavi paadiya pole

"shlm jwyt mdl jkfm damjmgj mjatmta"

Ho!
Ente kannu niranjupoyi!

1 Letter illa, 1 Phone illa, 1 Missed call illa

1 Letter illa,

1 Phone illa,

1 Missed call illa,

1 Sms koodi illa,

Eniku pedi aavunnu...

nigalum kuttippuram shappil poyo???

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum Sathyathintyum

Nanmayudeyum
Neethiyudeyum
Sathyathintyum
Vinayathinteyum
Budhiyudeyum
Soundarya thinteyum
Pratheekamaya 'NJAN'
urangan pokunnu...
good night!

girls eantina kuniumbol shall

girls eantina kuniumbol shall nenjinu mukalil chearthu vaikkunathennu ariyumo?????????????????????????????

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.eangane Oombia NOTTAM nokkatirikkana

fromtoday onwards we all will

teacher; fromtoday onwards we all will talk in english only ok?
tintu; hmmmmmmm
after one week tintumon came with his father to school
father; evan 7 divasamayi sumssaricittu entha pattiyee
teacher;tintu entha pattiyeee para
tintu : ade patti neeyalle paranjee english mathram parayam ennu njan ethrayum kashttapettittu nee malaylam parayunoodi thendi va acha mammuku veettil poovam ethra kryamma parayannulathi

Vellamillenkil nammal marikumenthukond

Teacher:Vellamillenkil nammal marikumenthukond ?
Tintumon:vellamilenkil neendanpattilla
Neendanpatillenkil mungimarikum.?

Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum

Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum, ninte aa sWapnathil sUndaranaya oRuvan varum, pAkshe ithu oru sheelamakkaruth.
Enikku ennum varaan pattilla

Entha late aayath

Teacher: Entha late aayath
Tintu:Â Amblathil ninnirangi cherupp thirayukayaayirunnu
Teacher:Â Ennittu kittiyo?
Tintu:Â Â Illa, avasaanam njan ente cherupp thanne ittittu vannu

Dad njanente vadhuvine kandethi.

Tintumon:Dad njanente vadhuvine kandethi.
Dad:who?

Tintu:my grandmother
Dad:athente ammayada

Tintu: aha,Appo ningalku ente ammaye kettamalle...!

Sardar oru college thudangi.

Sardar oru college thudangi.
Athinte peru...
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Athu thanne SARDAR MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING.

chennail sun network inte board

chennail sun network inte board kanda tintumon sunnathu kazhikal ipol internet vatzhiyum thudangiyo

AYYO KARANDU POYALLO

STUDENT:AYYO KARANDU POYALLO INI ENGANEYA PADIKKUNNATH.........?
TINTU:ORU KARYAM CHEYY KANATHE PADIKKANULLATH PADICHO....?

TINTUMON ONCE PASSED URINE

TINTUMON ONCE PASSED URINE IN FRIEND OF THAJMAHAL

SECURITY:THU KYA KARTHA HOOM

TINTUMON:ENTE SANAM ATHREYKUM KARUTHITALLA

Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente

Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente suhurthin,njan ayakuna Msgukal chilapol ningalku Munpu kittiyatho ningal Enik ayachatho aayi ningalkku thonniyaal...
Enik oru pullum Illa.Enik Ivide msg Undakunna Factory Onnum Ella Puthiya Msg undaaki Tharaan,Enthenkilum Bhuthimuttu Undankil Ne SIM Ozhivakiko

Hai. Entha oru Vivaravum

Hai. Entha oru Vivaravum Illallo? . . . . . . . . . . . Oh! Sory Athu Pande illallo!.. (vivaram.)

Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu

Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu. Njan Tea Paranjal Nee Coffee Parayum. Njan English Movikku Pokumpol Nee Malayalam Movikku Pokum. Njan Thekkottu Pokumpol Nee Vadakkottu Pokum. Innaleyum athutanne Sambhavichu. 'Njan DentalHospitalil Poyappol Nee MENTAL Hospitalil poyi.. Nee entha ingane...

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth...enthu kondu....?

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?

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vellam kudichal dilute aayi concentration nashtappedum!!

Thuungi chavan poya tintumon

Thuungi chavan poya tintumon kayar potti thazha veenu.

Pottiya kayar nokki Tintu:
Ho..! Pandaramadangan ippo thazha veenu chathene.!

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu Tintu mon: aliyoo engu vanne
Hanuman: entha
tintu mon- Hans undo
Hanuman: ella
tintu mon: ennal shambu undo
Hanuman: ellalo
tintu mon: pinne endu OLAKAYA vayil vachu nadakkunnathu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu pokumbol oru ammoomma kallil adichu thuni alakkunnath kandu appol tintumon freindsinod:
nokkada oru ammoomma thunikondu kallu adichupottikan shramikkunnu
WONDERFUL MARVALOUS AMAZING

Gramar classil Teacher

Gramar classil Teacher:'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

Boy : 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher ?

Teacher : it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum

ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum 2 karyangal cheyyuka
1. prarthikkuka: 100 varsham jeevikyende?
2. kulikyuka mattullavarkkum jevikyende?

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Tintumon : enik ariyilla teacher

Teacher : mandaa 5+3=8 anennu arinju koode...

Tintumon : teacher alle innale paranjathu 4+4=8 anennu, Ennit..!!!

what is your fathers name

teacher:"what is your fathers name
dundu mon:T V KRISHNAN
dundu mol:A C ABRAHAM
TINTU MON:"FRIDGE SASI" HMMMM ENNODA KALI.....

aa theateril entha ethra thirakku

Man1: "aa theateril entha ethra thirakku?"

Man 2: " Avide Mammoottyude puthiya padam 'Drona' aanu

Man 1: " Athu kaanan aano ithra aalkkoottam..!??

Man 2: " Hey.. athalla. Athu kaanan aaro oraal ticket medichu... Ayaale kaanana ethra thirakku...!!"

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla difference entha??

Monkey ee message Save cheyyum...

Ennaal Donkey ee message Delete Cheyyum!!

Enthaa Plan??

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

Ninteyo???

Munjanma papangalude phalam

Munjanma papangalude phalam itha
Jan 26 - Sunday
Mar 16 - Sunday / Holi
May 1 - Sunday
Aug 15 - Sunday
Oct 2 - Sunday / Dasara
Nov 5 - Sunday / Diwali
Dec 25 - Sunday

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

Some commands..

SAVE : Rakhikkade appi

SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

SAVE ALL : Appi de yellarem reksheeru

PASTE : Yeduthu chambadey

RUN : Vodada machu

CUT : Pirithu kaladey machu

SEARCH : Thappi vidadey appi

EXIT : Irangi podey pyle

OPEN : Tvorakkdey

SHUT DOWN : Appa machu sullam

SYSTEM BUSY : Thalle kalip theeranillallo

SYSTEM ERROR : Lavan puliyanu ketta

RESTART : Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil

Suresh Gopi : Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU" muzhuvanum njan ninak tharam...

Mammootty : "PAKKA VADA" alle....

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju . Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam.Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

Ninneyum ketti pidichu

Njan e lokathodu vilichu parayum

"Odi Vaayo Marappattiye Pidiche"....

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

kaanan adipliya..ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
Nee kandu nokku ,

____________________

Engane undu ente LINE!!!

My wife kidnapped

Sardar:My wife kidnapped

POSTMAN:Ithu post office anu

mister police station alla.

Sardar:Sorry,santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

ivide oru paalam venam

Sardar:Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam



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Member:paalamo?

Sardar:athe

Member:athinu ivide puzha illallo.


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Sardar:ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

Sardar attending an interview

Sardar attending an interview in software company ...



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Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo?"

Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

pokaam..!!"

Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!

Wife:
Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
veedu ipol

veezhum !

Sardar:
Nee kidannu urngan nokku.Nammude veedu allallo..



Vaadaka veedalle..

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER AANU......

ORU DIVASM TINTU OODICHA TRAIN LAKILEKU MARANJU....

ANGINE AVANU SUSPENSION KITTI......

B4 GIVING THE SUSPENSION ORDER, TINTUINTE MASTER AVANODU CHODHICHU :

MASTER: NEE ENDINA TRAIN LAKEILEKU MARACHATH

TIN2:NYAN TRAIN OODIKKUMBOL ORU AAL TRACKIL KIDAKKUNUNDAYIRUNNU.....

MASTER: ENNA NINAKKU AVANDE NENJILOODE TRAIN KAYATAM AAYIRUNILLE

TIN2:ATHE, NYANUM ATHA VICHARICHATH. BUT, TRAIN ADUTHU VANNAPOL AVAN BHAYANNU LAKIL CHAADI.

SO AVANE KUTHIKAAN VENDI NYANUM LAKILEKU TRAIN MARACHATH.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

tintu aara mon............................

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!!

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente ArikilUndenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran poyi... Thengayitu kazhinjapol kochama 100 rupa koduthu..

Sasi:ayo kochame 50 mathi

kochama:athu pote.. Nee 50 rupaku jetty vangi itolo..

Pranaya Kamithakkale Ningal

Pranaya Kamithakkale Ningal ariyunnundo Ningalude Pranayam. Ningal Yethramathram Snehikkunnuvennum, Snehikkapedunnuvennum.
PRANAYAM oru "VIKARAMAN" PRABANJA sathyaman.

Yathartha Pranayathinan KANNUM,KATHUM,MOOKKUM ullath.

pranaya kamithakkale Ningalkkai Yenikkoru Upathesham Tharanamennund,

pls call me. TIME: 8 PM 10 {2HOUR}

Pranayikkunnavarkku vendi Njan Ende Vilappetta SAMAYAM matti vechirikkunnu. Ningalude yella Prashnangalkkum Pariharam Paranju Tharunnathan.

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

naam sandhesangal ayakunnath...

ninak njan ayakunnathenthinu ?,

nee ente hridhayathilthanneyundallo...

wish u a hapy valentines day ...

Ellavarum Swargham Aagrahikkunnu..

Ellavarum Swargham Aagrahikkunnu..

Pakshe, Marikkan

Ishttamalla..

Njan Marikkathe Swargham Kanunnu,

Ninte Ee

Souhrudathiloode..

Hridayam Thakarnnu Irikkunnavarku

Hridayam Thakarnnu Irikkunnavarku

Paperum Noolum,

Nokkinilkkan Vannavarkku Chaayayum Vadayum..!

Ithano Socialisam !!

Master Tintumon from exam hall..

VERT VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

VERT VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU .

ninne kandumuttiyathu, vidhiyaayirunnu...

ninne kandumuttiyathu,

vidhiyaayirunnu...

ninte suhrth aavukayennathu,

ente ishtavum...

pakshe,

neeyumaayi pranayathilaayathu,

theerthum

ente niyanthranathinu appuramayirunnu...

Nammal bike’il pokumbol

Teacher: Nammal bike’il pokumbol Police kai Kaanichaal Enthu Cheyyum? Tin2: Nammalo? Bikilo? Thallayude aagraham kollaallo.!

Oru Poovilum, Oru Thalirilum

Oru Poovilum, Oru Thalirilum, Oru Manasilum, Vasantham Vidarthikondu Veendumoru ONAM.. I think, I’m first wishing 4 U. Advance HAPPY ONAM

Naale BJP – ALL INDIA harthal

Naale BJP – ALL INDIA harthal… ..Aavane Daivame… “Prarthikan ellavarkum oro karanamundu -”Cycle brand agarbathikal” !

Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda

Friend: Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda samsarikunnathu? Tintumon: Sisterada! Friend: Pinnentha pathungunne? Tintumon: Ninte.. Sisteradaa.

TEJA BHAI padathil ninnum

Prithviraj Fan: Madam, TEJA BHAI padathil ninnum oru paatu idumo ? Kiran Music : rendu naal wait cheyyu, cinema thanne idam.!

Tintu Gym il join cheythu veetil

Tintu Gym il join cheythu veetil vannu. Amma : engane undu mone GYM Tintu : amme.. Onnum parayanda!! maasam avanu 150 rupa kodukkukayam venam…. Divasavum Avan 200 rupayude paniyum edupikkum !!

Ningal eniku msg ayakathe irikunatinu

Ningal eniku msg ayakathe irikunatinu 4 karanam undavam. 1.No time 2.No balance 3.Network problem 4.oru simhathodu keri muttan pedi. Seriyalle ?

Kollaam but tholppikkaan aavilla

“Kollaam but tholppikkaan aavilla” -Cheguvera “Padikkaam but jayikkaan aavila” -Tintumon “Padam Pottum but Samadhichu Tharila”- Prithviraj

Friends Koode Ullappol, Sangadam

Friends Koode Ullappol, Sangadam Sangeethamakunnu. Punchiri Pottichiriyakunnu. Jeevitham Aakhoshamakunnu. Its the Magic Of FriendShip.!!

Innalekalude Ormakalkku Oru Aayussinte

Innalekalude Ormakalkku Oru Aayussinte Vedhanayundu, Enkilum.. Snehichu poyi.! Othiri.. Othiri.. Snehikaaminiyum Kannadayunna Naal Vareyum.

Ravinte maril thala chaykumbol

Ravinte maril thala chaykumbol… Nakshathrangalude thaarattum, ilam kattinte nanutha kulirum … kondu dhanyamaya oru sukha nidhra nerunnu.

Orikal kutikal cricket kalikumbol

Orikal kutikal cricket kalikumbol ball kondu prithvirajinte carinte chillu potti.. Raajappan Englishil alari:- “Who is the Broker” !!

Mone girlfrnd kettipidichal

Amma:Mone girlfrnd kettipidichal DONT ennu parayanam. Kiss cheythal STOP ennum. Tintu:Aval kettipidichu kiss cheythal DONT STOP enn parayatte.

Innathe Asthamayathil enikku niraashayilla

Innathe Asthamayathil enikku niraashayilla. Naalathe udhayathilaanu ente Pratheeksha.! Bcoz Naale ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Veettil PUTTUM KADALAYUM aanu “Break fast”

Mayatha Vasantham Pole

Mayatha Vasantham Pole, Marayaatha Nizhal Pole, aadaratha Pookkal Pole, Ninte Aa Chirikkuna Mugavumayi Nee Ennum Ente Manassil Niranju Nilkkum.

Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane

Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane,going 2 Bangalore. While landing, he shouted “Bangalore Bangalore” Air hostess: “Be Silent” Tintu OK.”anglore anglore.”

Thamizhil sahodharikku “Thankachi”

Teacher: Thamizhil sahodharikku “Thankachi” ennu parayum. Enkil sahodharano? Tin2: THANKACHAN

Innathe Divasame sariyalla

Innathe Divasame sariyalla… Shoes azhichappo lace kayyil ponnu, Suitcase pidichappo handle kayyil ponnu, Daivame Moothram ozhikkan pediyaavunnu

VADAM valikk Rafari Ninna Rajappan

VADAM valikk Rafari Ninna Rajappan: “Take the Rope, No smoking” Antham vit Ninna kalikarod Supriya; “Kayaru Eduthu Pidikkan, Valikkaruthu”

Prayapoorthi aaya Oraalude

Biology Teacher: Prayapoorthi aaya Oraalude vaayil ethra pallukal undaakum? Tintu: Athu avante kayyilirippu poleyirikkum !!

Aliyaa njan innu bus stopil vechu

Aliyaa njan innu bus stopil vechu ninte old loverine kandu, Alpam chammalode aval ente aduthu vannittu ennodu chodikkuvaa. ! ! ! ! ! Aa THENDI chatho….?

Dinosaur classil vannal ningal

Teacher : Dinosaur classil vannal ningal pedikumo? Tintu: Principal Vanittu njangalu Pedichilla Pinnaa.. Aatte, Eee Dino-’sir’ ethu subjectaa Padipikunnathu?

Acha, namukku Muthassiye

Tintu: Acha, namukku Muthassiye N I F E ‘il Cherthalo? Achan:Athenthinada ? Tintu:Muthassiku NADAKKAN Vayyallo ? NIFE yil CHERNNAL ELLAM NADAKUM !!

Keralam, Keralam, Keli

Keralam, Keralam, Keli kottuyarunna Keralam.. ? Kerala Pirvai Asamsakal 

Keralamennu Kettal thilakkanam

Keralamennu Kettal thilakkanam Chora Namukku Njarambukalil…. ~:: Happy Kerala Piravi Day ::~

Malayala manninte Rakshaykku

Malayala manninte Rakshaykku, Malayaliyude abhimanathinu, Innu Oru Dinamenkilum namukku, malayalam mathram samsarikkam… “Kerala Piravi Dinashamsakal”

Ithu pazhaya ticket alle

TTR: Ticket evide? Tintu : Itha. TTR: Ithu pazhaya ticket alle? Tintu: Chodyam kettal thonnum Train ippol showroomil ninnum irakkiyathanennu.

Ente Baryaye kanmanilla

Tintu: Ente Baryaye kanmanilla Postman: Hey mister ithu post office anu. Tintu: Sorry, Santhosham kondu Eniku Kannu kana vayya.

Vellamadicha Tintuvinte aduthu koodi

Vellamadicha Tintuvinte aduthu koodi Fire Engine poyi. Pirake Odiyittum kittathayappol Tintu: Ingane poyal, Ninteyonnum IceCream Aarum vaangoolladaa !!

nne polathe 4-5 uvatharangal

Rajappan:enne polathe 4-5 uvatharangal undenkile malayala cinema rakshapedu ! Tintu: oruthan vannu ” Santhosh Pandit ” baaki ullavar eppo varum?

Kavungum, thengum thammil oru

Teacher:Kavungum, thengum thammil oru karyathil same aanu Enthanathu ? ! ! ! Tintumon:Randilum manga undakilla !!

Maanam Niraye Nakshathrangal

Maanam Niraye Nakshathrangal Minnimaayumbozhum, Bhoomi Niraye Vasandam Vidarumbozhum Ekandhanaya Ennil Snehardhamayi Vannathu Ne Mathramanu.

Kadalaasil Kayyoppode Ezhuthunna

Kadalaasil Kayyoppode Ezhuthunna Kavithayaanu Pranayamenkil, Hridayathil Chora Kondu kothiya Mahaakaavyamaanu “Friendship”

Paditham dukhamaanunni,copy adiyallo

“Paditham dukhamaanunni,copy adiyallo sukhapradam” -Tintu Ashan. “Pariksha eathayalum teacher sundari aayal mathi” -Sreenarayana Tintu

Thankalude hrudayathil Oru kalaakaran

Thankalude hrudayathil Oru kalaakaran Urangikkidappundo? ? ? Undenkil avanodu para poyi moothram ozhichittu kidakkan. Veruthe hrudayam vrithikedakkanda. !

uragumbol kannadakunnathu

teacher : uragumbol kannadakunnathu enthinu .?
tintumon: kothuku kadikathirikan.

nthina nee doorinte aduthu

Conductor: Enthina nee doorinte aduthu nilkunnathu? Ninte achan watchman aano?
Tintumon: Thanenthinaa eppozhum chilara chothikunnathu? Thante achan pichakaaran aanoo??

Tin2 mon kaalukal randum akathivechu

Tin2 mon kaalukal randum akathivechu nadannu varunnadhu kandappol

Pinky: enthu patti ingane nadakkan

Tin2: Doctore kandappol cholestrol undennu paranju,

Pinky: athinenthina ingine nadakkunnadhu

Tin2: Irachiyum, Muttayum Thodaruthennu Dr. paranju.. Atha...

Santhoshathinteyum samridhiyudeyvm

Santhoshathinteyum samridhiyudeyvm

sahodharayathinteyum

vishu ashamsakal

Nirangal vari vidarunna padakangaludeyum

Nirangal vari vidarunna padakangaludeyum , marangalil vidarnu nilkunna kanikonnakaludeyum , kalla kannante kusrthikalum ormapeduthan veendum oru vishu koodi ethi chernu .

Häppý Ví$hù to u n ur family.

Oru nakshathramayi njan mariyalum

Oru nakshathramayi njan mariyalum........... ninte hrithayam vedhanichal njan varum............... orupadu nakshathrangalod yathra paranju ninte koottinayiiiiii...................

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

naam sandhesangal ayakunnath...

ninak njan ayakunnathenthinu ?,

nee ente hridhayathilthanneyundallo...

wish u a hapy valentines day ...

Vedhanipikunn friendine

Vedhanipikunn friendine snehikaruth,
Snehikunna friendine vedhanipikaruth,
Friendinu vendi ellam marakkam,
Pakshe
Onninu vendi friendine marakkaruthu.."

janmbentham kondalla karmam

janmbentham kondalla karmam bentham kond prushen gerbam tharichu presavikkunathanu ................. GOOD FRIEND...

Shawal Nilawum Gasalinte Sangeethawum

Shawal Nilawum
Gasalinte
Sangeethawum
Sangamikunna oru
Perunaal koodi
Vannanayukayayi

"HAPPY EID MUBARAQ"

Ambili ammavanu vendi karayunna

Ambili ammavanu vendi karayunna BALYAM. . .

Swapnagal sathyamavane ennu aagrahikkunna KOUMARAM. . .

Snehikunnavare swanthamakan kothikunna YOUWANAM. . .

arkum vendatha VARDHAKYAM. . .

Oduvil aarodum parayathe oru MARANAM. . .

Ithalle JEEVITHAM.

tintu mon oru divasam tinto monte

tintu mon oru divasam tinto monte classileku vannappole kuttikal tintu monte munnileke padakkam ettu ennu new year anu ennu parannu appole tinto mon beg thurannu classil boomb tu ennu new year anu ennu parannu odi......!

Veetil ninonu puratheku noku

Veetil ninonu puratheku noku.. The beauty of God...

Onu aakashatheku noku.. Anthr beauty of God..

Onu mirorileku nokoo... U can c d mistake f God

ennum puchiri thookunna nine

ennum puchiri thookunna nine orikkal polum karyippikuvan njanorikkale sramikku. annu njan e lokathu ninnum vida parayum................

BoyZ njangalku KSRTC Poleyaa

GirlZ:BoyZ njangalku KSRTC Poleyaa.1 poyal matonu varum..

Tin2:GirlZ njangalku autorikshaw poleya.. 1ne vilichal 10 enam varum..

Hospitalil O.P counteril joli nokuna

"Hospitalil O.P counteril joli nokuna Tintumon Patientinodu Entha Peru?

Patient -U.T Dristadyuman

Tintumon -SABU enuvilikum apo egu vanakam"

paniyayi chenna tintumonod

paniyayi chenna tintumonod doctor:
shardhikkan varunnundo
Tintumon:nhanilla doctor poyi
shardhichittu va

KERALA ENTRANCE RESULTS WERE DECLRD

KERALA ENTRANCE RESULTS WERE DECLRD

Tintumon msged his rank to his friend Dundumol

Dundumol Replied:

Da ni puthiya sim edutho?????

Uppu vellathil kanathakum

Teacher:Uppu vellathil kanathakum.Athinte arthamuppu vellathil layikkum..ithupole vellathil layikkuna mattoru vasthu? Tintumon parayu....
Tintu:Ente ammavan.
Teacher:athengane?
Tintu:Ammavan kazhinja masam kaluthetti kulathil veenu.Pine kandittilla....!!

TEACHER TO TINTU MON

TEACHER TO TINTU MON :
"yellow vechoru pattu padu."
TINTUMON- "kaliveedurangi YELLOW kalivakkurangi YELLOW. oru nokku kanuvanen aathmavu thengunnu YELLOW"

1000 Rs'nu enthu vangiyalum 1 saari free

1000 Rs'nu enthu vangiyalum 1 saari free...
(next day kadayil oru bahalam)
TINTUMON 1000 roopakke chillara vangi, saari venamennu....

Doctormarudey Sanghadana

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal

1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu

2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum

3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu

4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan

5. Nerariyan M.R.I

6.Meennathil Surgery

7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku

8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu

9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

namukku mottatharunna 3 jeevi

teacher:namukku mottatharunna 3 jeevikalude peru parayamo?

tintumon:1-maths teacher
2-english teacher
3-physics teacher

Orkunnu nhan aadhyamayi ninne

Orkunnu nhan aadhyamayi ninne kanda aa dhivasam... Annu nee kaal vazhuthi veenappol nhan ente hredhayathilekkanu ninne pidichuyarthiyath...

Ration kadayude munpil long Q,

Ration kadayude munpil long Q,

Tintu 4 pravashyam idichu keri,4 vattavum tintuvine mattullavar thalli matti,

avasanam.....

TINTU: "AHA ENNAL INNU KADA THURAKKUNNILLA...."

A Girl and Lion were

A Girl and Lion were kissing in a circus....

Ring Master: Arkkengilum Ithu Pole Cheyyan Pattumo?

Tintumon : Njan Cheyyam Adhyam Aa Panna Simhathe Pidichu Mattu........

Hanuman malayumayi pokunna

Hanuman malayumayi pokunna padam kandu tintu mon..
"Arada aa maikad panikkaran??...
chatti illathe manalumayi pokunnathu!!"

Tintumonodu achan

Tintumonodu achan: onnenkil ne nannaayi padikkuka allenkil ne e pasuvine maykuka entha ninte theerumaanam ?

tintumon: pasuvine angottu maykaam...

relaince billadaykkaan veedu

relaince billadaykkaan veedu vitta tintumon thalayil kayvachu kondu
: ithaayirunno 'AMBANIYUDE SWAPNAM'

Tintumon oru divasam oru

Tintumon oru divasam oru sthreeyude veettilekku poyi appol aaa sthree karayunnathu kandu tintumon chothichu enthina karayunnathu. Aaa sthree ente mon 50 paisa minungi. Tintumon:athinano ingane karayunnthu. Itha 50 paisa

kothuku salyam sahikathe tintumon

kothuku salyam sahikathe tintumon
kattilinde adiyil kidannu
appol oru minnaminunu vannu
appol tintumon nayinde mone
nee torchum kondu vannirikkunno

tintuvinodu oruthan; daa

tintuvinodu oruthan; daa naayinte mone ninte kayyum kaalum njan odikkum.. maryadhakku nadanno...
tintumon ellam kshamichu.. kaaranam tintuvinu innu mauna vradhamaanu....

Tintu rocks

avar kannum kannum nokiyirunnu

avar kannum kannum nokiyirunnu.avan pathukke avale chumpikkan chennu
aval nanathode avane thallimaati paranju
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chettan innu pallu thechilee......

Nilaavulla Raathriyil nakshathrangaleyum

Nilaavulla Raathriyil nakshathrangaleyum nokki irikkunna ninnod athiloru nakshathram kannu chimmikkond parayum....
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poyikkidannurangadaa "VAYINOKKI"

vazhiyil ninnu beedi valikkunna

vazhiyil ninnu beedi valikkunna tintu monodu teacher;mone nee randam classilalle ingane beedi valkkaruthu..
tintu; teacher poyko nammal ingane thanichu samsaarikkunnathu aarenkilum kandaal thetti dharikkum...

Tintumon yesuvinodu prarthichu

Tintumon yesuvinodu prarthichu,"Yesudeva,oru aazhchakkullil enikkoru cycle thanne.Oru aazhcha kazhinjappol veendum prarthichu.Angane randazhcha kazhuinju.Cycle ethiyilla.Tintumon palliyil Poyi Mathavinte roopam eduthondu vannittu yesuivinodu paranju,"Mr.Yesudevan,thankalude ammayippol ente kastadiyalanu.vittukittanamenkil enikku 24 manikoorinullil cycle ethichu thannam.Mind it.

Annyante parambil ninnum thenga

Annyante parambil ninnum thenga moshtikkunna tintumonodu palliyilachan:
Mone,annyante parambil ninnu thenga moshtikunnathu nallathano?

Tintumon:Ariyillacho, pothichu okkiyittu parayaam.

Tintumon kadayil chennittu

Tintumon kadayil chennittu: Chetta,10 roopayude oru Idea Recharge coupon venam.

Shopkeeper:Tharaam,pakshe 7 roopaykke samsarikkaan pattoo.

Tintumon: Saaramilla,baacki 3 roopaykku mittayi thannal mathi.

njan innale vazhakku paranjappol

Achan: njan innale vazhakku paranjappol nee engottu poyi?
Tintumon: Toilet kazhukan......
Achan: vishamam theerkkan aano????
Tintumon: Alla... njan achante toothbrush vechanu toilet kazhukiyathu...

daivame nee, pinneyum vanno

Tintumon: enne appurathe veetukar daivamaitta kanunnadh.
Amma: adh ninak engane manasilai
Tintumon: nan avarude veetil chennappol avar parayunnu

''daivame nee, pinneyum vanno

An innocent love letter:

An innocent love letter:

"Dear Chinjumol,I love u.My dreams i see u.Everywhere u.You no,i live no.I come red shirt tomorrow.You love I,you come red frock.I wait down mango tree.You comemango tree.You no come, i jump train.Sure come.

Yours lovely,
TUTTUMON
std '1 B'

To
CHINJUMOL
UKG 'A

tintu monte bharya thalakarangi veenu

tintu monte bharya thalakarangi veenu

hospitalil avar ethi

tintumonod

docter:ningalude bharya marichu

bharyaye kuzhichidunnathinidayil bhary paranju njan marichitilla

tintumon:podi mbbs passaya docterekal vivaramalle patham class thotta ninaku

Ari, panchasara,ulli,petrol

Ari, panchasara,ulli,petrol, ellathinum thee vila!!

Aake free ollathu message mathram athu arkum ayakkathe kettipidich kidanno!!

chakumbol koode kondupokam.

orumichu koode kalichu nadannirunna

orumichu koode kalichu nadannirunna aa kalam,

school campasile chila kusirthikal,

aarko vendi achadicha text book,

love's inte perillatha apoorvam benchukal,

urakam thungunna thiyari classukal,

marannu pokunna kanakkukal,

lunch breakile adipidikal,

swantham lunch box ethennu ariyatha aa kaalam....

Ellam nashtpettathu oru nimisham kondum

janmangalil ninnu janmangalilek

janmangalil ninnu janmangalilek ee sneha bandham punar janikkumenkil, adutha janathilum njan ninte souhrithathinayi kaathirikkum..

Suryante ponkiranangalil thilanguna

Suryante ponkiranangalil thilanguna aruvikal. Pachaviricha thazhvarakal. Ozhuki ethuna panineer pookal. Goodmorning.

Ee agalchayannu enikku

Ee agalchayannu enikku ninnodulla sneham ethratholamundennu manassilakki tharunath

Nin punchiri inn enikku oru swapnam

Nin punchiri inn enikku oru swapnam mathramannu...

Aa swapnam yadarthyamagilla ennariyam.... engilum agrahichu pokunnu aa swapnagal yadarthya mayengil...

Ni ethra dhooreyanengilum

Ni ethra dhooreyanengilum

Ni ennilninnu akanalum

Ni ente manasil eppolum undakum.

I love u ma swt heart .

rathriyudae ekanthayamangalil

Swapnangalae...rathriyudae ekanthayamangalil evidaeynkilm vach nee avanae kandal parayuka njanavanae jeevanuthulyam snehichirunnuvennu...

ninte sneham njan onninodum

ninte sneham njan onninodum upamikkan aagrahikkunnilla karanam aa sneham njan ninnillathe mattonnilum kanunnilla

azhagulla roopangal kannin or

azhagulla roopangal kannin oru nimishathey santhosha thannekam.pakshe snehamulla manasukal jeevithakalam muzhuvan santhosham thannu kondeyirikkum

Mukathu kaanunna chiri ellaavarkum

Mukathu kaanunna chiri ellaavarkum ishttamaanu. Pakshe, Aa chiriyil karayunnoru manassundenkil, Aa manassu kaanaan manassarinju snehichavarke kayiyoo.!

Mohichathu Ente Thettu

Mohichathu Ente Thettu. Pakshe, Mohippichatho? Aa thettu aaril pazhi Charum njan? Ennilo Atho Enne Akarshicha Aa Nishkalankamaya Mizhikaleyo.

Enne Snehicha Nalla Manassukal

Enne Snehicha Nalla Manassukal Ennil NinnumOru Paadu Akaleyanu Ente Ormakal Avaril Ninnu Akannu Poyi.. Oru Pakshe Njan Ee Bumeeyil Illathayi Ennu Ariyumbol.. Othu Kuudiya Aa Nalla Nimisham Oormikumayirikkum...

മനസില്‍ തോന്നുന്ന ഒരു വികാരമാണ് സ്നേഹം

മനസില്‍ തോന്നുന്ന ഒരു വികാരമാണ് സ്നേഹം .ആര്‍ക്കും ആരെയൂം സ്നേഹിക്കാം. പക്ഷെ അതിനു അര്‍ത്ഥവും പവിത്രതും ഉണ്ടാകണം...

Nammale vendathavare Pine Nammukkum enthina

Snehicholu... Pakshe Athorthu karayaruth

"Nammale vendathavare Pine Nammukkum enthina".

Ayiram nakshathrangal udichunilkunna

Ayiram nakshathrangal udichunilkunna akasathu entemunnil ennum varnashobhayode thilangunnathu nakshatram nee matramanu then

l LOVE U MY DEAR

Njan Marichu Ennu Nee Arinjal

Painful qustin.......(?) Njan Marichu Ennu Nee Arinjal, Ethra Divasam Kazhinju Nee Ente Number Ninte Mobilil Ninnu Delete Cheyyum...........?....

Kadannu poya manohara dinangal

Kadannu poya manohara dinangal thirichu kitanamennu aashikkarud. kaaranam, thirichu kittillennu urappulladu kondaanu aa dinangal manoharamaayadu..

Nashtapetta Mohangalum Thakarnna

Nashtapetta Mohangalum Thakarnna Pradekshakalum Tanichakkiya Pranayavum Ellam Ormayakumbol Nammalile Vedana Mathram Bakiyakunnu. . . I MISS U !!

Kandirikan Asayundu, Kanan Vidhiyilla

Kandirikan Asayundu, Kanan Vidhiyilla. Snehathode Kandumuttuka, Vedhanayode Piriyuka, Dhooram kondu Akannalum, Manassu kondu Akalathirikkuka !

Ente Manassilekku Peythirangiya

Ente Manassilekku Peythirangiya Marakanavatha Panineer Thulliyanu NEE…. Enikurapanu Ethra Akaleyanenkilum Ninte Ormakalil NJANundakumenu….

Kandumuttanum Verpiriyanum

Kandumuttanum Verpiriyanum Mathram Vidhikapeta Ee Lokathu Swanthamennu Parayan Snehathin Orayiram ORMAKAL Mathram

Oru karanavumillathe kaalam

Oru karanavumillathe kaalam ninneyum ottappeduthum, Annu nee manassilakkum ee punjirikku pinnil olippicha kanneerinte nanavu !

Perumazhayil kutirnna karkkidakam

Perumazhayil kutirnna karkkidakam vida vaangukayayi..
Ini sambal

samridhiyude ponchingathilekku..
Malayala perumakku oru vayassu koodi...

Advanced

Happy Onam

ORumayude Nanmayude AGhoshangalude

ORumayude
Nanmayude
AGhoshangalude
Malayaliyude

Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!

oro poovilum, oro thalirilum, oro manasilum,

oro poovilum,
oro thalirilum,
oro manasilum,
vasantham
vidarthikondu
veendumoru
ONAM
JUST DAYS, ITHINK,IAM FRIST WISHING4U.ADVANCE
*************HAPPY ONAM**************

varnasobhayarna pookalangalum

varnasobhayarna pookalangalum,engo maanjhupoya povilikalum,manasil orayiram snehasparsavum othiningiya matoru onam koodi vannethiya ee nimishathil santhoshasamridhamaaya "onaasamsakal"

pooviliyum niraparayumai etha

pooviliyum niraparayumai etha veendum oru pon chingam koodi...ella malayalikalkum ente onasamkal

snehathinteyum nanmayudeyum sambal

snehathinteyum nanmayudeyum sambal samrthamaya oru pulari koodi itha varavayi....ante malayalikalk manassu niraye orupad snehavumayi onamsamsakal nerunnu.

Ella malayalikalkum nanmaudeyum

Ella malayalikalkum nanmaudeyum aiswaryathindeyum samredhiyudeyum ponnonasamsagal.

Keraliya Thanima Thottunarthunna

Keraliya Thanima Thottunarthunna,Malayalikalude Hridhayathe Pokalam Kondu Theerkunna Navil Ruchiyeriya Vibhavangalumayi Ee Ponnonathe Namukku Varavelkam
HAPPY ONAM

Thumpa poo poothu nilkunna

Thumpa poo poothu nilkunna naattu vazikalil ormakalumai veendum oru ponnonam vannethi...Iswaryathinteyum, sambalsamrudhiyudeyum onashamsal...

Oru Poovilum,Oru Thalirum

"Oru Poovilum,Oru Thalirum,Oru Manasilum,Vasantham Vidarthikodu Veedumoru" "ONAM" HAPPY ONAM

hridayam niranja onashamsakal.......

nallavaraya ella malayalikalkum ente hridayam niranja onashamsakal.......

santhoshavum samaadaanavum sarva

santhoshavum samaadaanavum sarva aiswariangalum avasaanam vare undaavatte... evarkkum hrudayam niranja "ONASAMSAKAL"

Thulasikathirinte Nirmalyavum, Thumbapoovinte

Thulasikathirinte Nirmalyavum,
Thumbapoovinte kulirmayumeki
Veendumoru ponnonam

wish You a very "HaPpY oNaM"

aiswaryavum samarthyium niranja

aiswaryavum samarthyium niranja nalla nalukall ennum undakatte, oppam manasil snehatinta ore onam ellevarkum onashamsakal

ONAM Aghoshikkunna Ellavarkum...

ONAM Aghoshikkunna Ellavarkum....
O...thorumayudeyum
N...anmayudeyum
A...ishwaryathinteyum
M...athuram Niranja ONAM Ashamsahal

NIRADEEPANGAL.....*NIRANGALAYI

*NIRADEEPANGAL.....*NIRANGALAYI....*NIRAYUNNA.....*NAALUKALIL....*NANMAKALOODA.....*NERUNNU.....*NOOORAYIRAM...
*"................."
*"ONAM"*
******AASAMSAKAKAL******

KAYIL NIRAYE POOKALUMAYI

KAYIL NIRAYE POOKALUMAYI ONAPATTUMENDI ITHA VEENDUM ORU OAM KOODI VARAVAYI THNKALKUVEENDI

Pookalangalude Polimayum, Malayalatinte

Pookalangalude Polimayum, Malayalatinte tanimayum niraga orayiram ONASAMSAKAL

Nedaan puthiyathaayi onnumilla! Thagarkaan

Nedaan puthiyathaayi onnumilla!

Thagarkaan reccordugalumilla!

Thiruthaan charithravumilla!

Lakshiyam onnu maathram!

Kudikoo cool aavu "Beverage corporation"

Ellaavarkum Beverage Corporationtay Onam aashamsagal

Gramathinte nishkalankathayum

Gramathinte nishkalankathayum pazhayakalthinte nanutha ormakalum nammude ellavarudeyum manassilekku oru snehasparsamayi ee Onam kadannuvaratteyenu njan asamsikkunnu.

kai niraye kadavum, muttam nirayea kadakkarum

kai niraye kadavum,
muttam nirayea
kadakkarum Kayil
5 paisa illathanerathu avan varunnu

...M...A...V...E...L...I

Iam the first person
wish u a happy
ONAM in advance.

Kuttanadan Pujaele Kochu Penne Kuyilale

Kuttanadan Pujaele Kochu Penne Kuyilale Kuppy Venam Glasu Venam Sodaum Venam Tottu Nakkan Achar Venam Aadi Padi Nadakenam Vaalu Vachu Kedakkuvan Oodayum Venam Oo thi,thi,tharo thithi,thei thithei taka,taka,thei toom!

Advance HAPPY ONAM

Ente ella koottukarkkum, sneham niranja

Ente ella koottukarkkum, sneham niranja ella malayalikalkkum....... E chinga pulariyil ente hridhayam niranja ONASAMSAKAL...

Snehathinteyum souhridhathinte

Snehathinteyum souhridhathinte kulirmayumeki itha oru onavum koodi ninakkai nerunnu.

aishwaryathinteyum, pranayathinteyum

aishwaryathinteyum, pranayathinteyum, souhridhathinteyum, kootaymayudeyum, sahodaryathinteyum, malayala polimayudethumaya puthiya oru onam ninakkai nerunnu.

*WISH U A HAPPY ONAM*

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Atham muthal thiruvonam vare

Atham muthal thiruvonam vare thumbapoovine kanikandunarnu maveliye varavelkan aarpuviliyumayi, thoosanilayil thumbachorum, oonjalum kondum veendum oru ponnonam..wish u a happy onam

HAPPY ONAM IN ADVANCE

Sarkara varatti

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Payasam

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Iam d FIRST person giving d real ONAM TREAT.

HAPPY ONAM IN ADVANCE

തൂശനില വെട്ടിയിട്ട തുമ്പപ്പൂച്ചോറുവിളമ്പി

"തൂശനില വെട്ടിയിട്ട

തുമ്പപ്പൂച്ചോറുവിളമ്പി

ആശിച്ച കറികളെല്ലാം

നിരത്തിവച്ച്"

nalu tharam payasathodum koodiya onassadya ashamsikkunnu

snehathinteyum sambal samridiyudeyum

snehathinteyum sambal samridiyudeyum oru onam koodi vannu.njan othiri eshtta pedunna ente swntham dishna kuttykku ente orayiram onashamsakal

Pookkalavum, pooviliyum, onakkodiyum

Pookkalavum, pooviliyum, onakkodiyum, onasadhyayumayi oru onam koodi. Happy onam wishes from me!

orumayude nanmayude aaghoshangalude

O- orumayude

N- nanmayude

A- aaghoshangalude

M- malayaleyude

onam varavayi

HAPPY ONAM

WISH YOU A PROSPEROUS,CLOURFUL,HEALTHY,WEALTHY AND HAPPY ONAM.

Everkum ente sneham niranja onamshamgal

Everkum ente sneham niranja onamshamgal

HaPpY ONam

in advance

by

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Thumbapoo poothnilkunna Naattvazhiyude

Thumbapoo poothnilkunna

Naattvazhiyude Ormakalumaye Veendum oru ponnonam varavaay.

Aiswaryathinteyum Sambalsamrthiyudeyum ponnonashamsakal

Onam mega Offer Super Star

Onam mega Offer

Super Star Roomi ningalude kude Onam celebrate cheyyano..

enkil vilikku +917293094413 ( Toll free ) Vegamavatte

ee offer Onam kazhiyunnathu vare maathram......

Wishing u all a Happy Onam.....

Oru thumbapoovinte chiriyayi,

Oru thumbapoovinte chiriyayi,

Chinga nilavinte thilakkamayi,

Sundara swapnagalude therileri,

Ponnam varavayi.

HAPPY ONAM TO ALL MY FRIENDS.............

മലയാളികള്‍ ആഘോഷതിമിര് ‍പ്പിലേക്ക ്

മലയാളികള്‍ ആഘോഷതിമിര് ‍പ്പിലേക്ക ് ഒഴുകി നീങ്ങുമ്പോ ള്‍ മദ്യംഎന്നും അവിഭാജ്യ ഘടകം ആയി മാറിയ മലയാളിയുടെ മറ്റൊരു മുഖം തെരുവുകളില ്‍ വീണ്ടുംതെളിയുന്ന ഓണം ..... ഇത്തവണയും നമ്മള്‍ ഒന്നാമത് ........ ഇതാണ് നമ്മുടെ മദ്യകേരളം ......ഇവിട െ ഇതിനുവേണ്ട ി നമ്മള്‍ ഒന്നാകുന്ന ു .... അപ്പോള്‍ കവി വചനങ്ങള്‍ അന്ന്വര്തമ ാകുന്നു... ...

" മാവേലി നാട് വാണിടും കാലം...മാനുഷ്യ രെല്ലരും ഒന്നുപോലെ ..

Ellavarkkum ente ponnona aasamsakal.

veendum oru ponnonam koodi vannethi. Ellavarkkum ente ponnona aasamsakal.

പുന്നെല്ലടകൊണ്ടടപ്രഥമന്‍ - അതില്‍

പുന്നെല്ലടകൊണ്ടടപ്രഥമന്‍ - അതില്‍

പൊന്തിക്കിടക്കുന്ന നാളികേരത്തുണ്ട്

നെയ്യില്‍ വറുത്തിട്ട മുന്തിരി.. അണ്ടിപ്പരിപ്പുകള്‍

കണ്ണൊന്നിറുക്കി ; നാക്കിലയില്‍ കിടന്നെന്നെ

കൊതിപ്പിക്കും പായസങ്ങള്‍....

Happy Onam Dear

Oru Koodi Pushppam Kond

Oru Koodi Pushppam Kond Nirachathanu Ee Pookalam Pakshe En Hridayam Kothikkunna Oru Pushppamund Athil Nee Anikay Neettiya Aa kochu Rose poov

Konnapoovinte drishya charuthayum

Konnapoovinte drishya charuthayum vishu pakshiyude madura sangeethavumayi veendum oru vishukalam koodi.....

advanc happy VISHU

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli pole sukshichu vekan... Kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamasakalum niranja nammudee sauhridam ennum nilanilakkatte..

piriyumvare snehathinte vila palarum

piriyumvare snehathinte vila palarum ariyaarilla,

pirinjal snehikaan kazhiyaarumilla,

Ennal,pirinjalum snehikkan kazhiyunnavar jeevithathil orikkalum piriyadirikatte...

pathi murinja pakal kinavu pole

pathi murinja pakal kinavu pole,ennil ninnum akalumbol irul niranjoru idanaazhiyil ennum njan ninte kalochakalkayi kaathorthirikum orupadu snehathode...

Best Advertisement:

Best Advertisement:

Traffic dept:

"Donate blood, but not on Roads.."

-

Forest dept:

"Shoot the bird with camera not with gun."

please think...

tintu mon oru divasam tinto monte

tintu mon oru divasam tinto monte classileku vannappole kuttikal tintu monte munnileke padakkam ettu ennu new year anu ennu parannu appole tinto mon beg thurannu classil boomb tu ennu new year anu ennu parannu odi......!

Athiraaliyodu kshamikanum

Athiraaliyodu kshamikanum . Shathruvinu Maap Kodukanum Padippicha Deiva Puthrante Thiru Peravi Oarmich Kond Veendum Oru Xmas Varavaayi

Happ Xmas

ഇപ്പോള്* നടക്കുന്നതിനെ കുറിച്ചല്ല

ഇപ്പോള്* നടക്കുന്നതിനെ കുറിച്ചല്ല........

വരാന്* പോകുന്നതിനെ കുറിച്ചാണ് ഞാന്* ചിന്തിക്കരു.........."

ഒരിക്കലും മദ്യം എന്നെ കീഴ്പ്പെടുത്തിയിട്ടില്ല........

മദ്യത്തെ ഞാനാണ്* കീഴ്പ്പെടുതിയിട്ടുള്ളത്......

അതുപോലെ ഒരു മനുഷ്യരും എന്നെ കീഴ്പ്പെടുത്തിയിട്ടില്ല.........

ഞാനാണ്* അവരെ കീഴ്പ്പെടുതിയിട്ടുള്ളത്.......

മോഹന്*ലാല്* (സ്പിരിറ്റ്* ടയലോഗ്)

Konnappoovite Niramalyavum

'Konnappoovite Niramalyavum, meenachodil kulirmayumeki veedumoru "VISHU" wish u

"HAPPY VISHU

Kannugal Kannugalod Veda paranjalum

Kannugal Kannugalod Veda paranjalum .

Hridhayam Hridhayathod Veda Paranjalum.

Yaathra Parayan Pattatha Onnund . Athanu Prenayam.......

The world wil not END in 2012..

Happy News!

The world wil not END in 2012..

The EXPIRY DATE in QUATER bottle is given as MAY 2013..

Panjasara nilath veenu kidakunnath kandu

Panjasara nilath veenu kidakunnath kandu sukumaran makan tintuvinodu : mone velakkari thankammayodu ith adich kalayan para.

Tintu: Thankkammae achan vilikunnu.

Than: Enthina mone

Tintu: " PANJARA ADIKKANA"

“Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe

“Cream biscutil cream undayirikum pakshe




tiger biscutil orikkalum tiger undayirikilla !




santosh pandit (Super star)

Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu

Confusion aayallo..!

Ammuvinte

Ammavane

Appuvinte

Ammavan

'Ammava' ennu vilikunnu. Rajuvinte Achante ore oru monaanu Appuvinte Achan. Appol Rajuvinte araanu Ammu

Beverage corporation vicharichal

Beverage corporation vicharichal mullaperiyar prasnam nisaramayi pariharikam......

Damile vellathil 100.000 case brandy/whisky/rum/vodka enicherthal mathi mullaperiyar alla arabikadal vare kudichu vattikum malayalikal 

Tn2 orikkal hotelileek

Tn2 orikkal hotelileek beef biriyani vagaan poyi tn2:chetta oru 2 beef biriyani parcel. chettan:kurachu samayam pidikkum biriyanikkulla poth entho msg vaayichukondirikkukayan

Dont even trust a girl

G I R L

(G)host

(I)n

(R)eal

(L)ife

MULLAPERIYAR pottumbol Raksha pedam.

Hi

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T I T A N IC

Chumma vacho!

MULLAPERIYAR pottumbol Raksha pedam.

manjuvinae dileep manjumolaene vilikum

manjuvinae dileep manjumolaene vilikum jayaram parvathiyae paarumol enne vilikkum ennaaal indrajith poornimayae nthe vilikkum kootttukaaarae...............

sreegaluda kaikalku oru

sreegaluda kaikalku oru amanoshika kazhivondu, Avar oru vasthu thodal nimisha naram kondu athu 4 irattiyavom , odaharanam,,, "CHAPATHI"

Eda inna ninte Birth Day

Dundu: Eda inna ninte Birth Day

Tintumon: athentha

Dundu: Eda nee inna janichathu..

Tintumon: Ennittu innale okey njan ivide undayirunnallo..

mona,meen vangan poya achan

Mother:mona,meen vangan poya achan vandy

edichu marichada

tintu:saramilla amma nammuk chammanthy

kooty choru thinnam;-D

premikumbol peninte ABCD noki premikuka

premikumbol peninte ABCD noki premikuka

A:age

B:beauty

C:cart

D:deposit

Maha kavi tin2mon

Ethra yugangal kazhinjalum

Ethra yugangal kazhinjalum... Nee ethra akalekku poyalum... Nee arude swanthamayalum. Ninne Njan swanthamakki Kondupokum... By KALAN From Yemalogam

Manassil nee undu aakkashathilum nee undu

Manassil nee undu aakkashathilum nee undu kaatilum nee undu.

Dettol company parayunnathu neranu

"keedanu"

ellayidathum undu.

amme, ente classmate varunnund

Tin2: amme, ente classmate varunnund. Ellam eduthu maattikko. Amma: athentha avan kallanaano
Tin2 : alla, avante saadhanangal kandal avanu manassilaakum..!:-D

oru padukalam jeevichu pandaramadangatte

oru padukalam jeevichu pandaramadangatte

Ninak vattundo ennu ninte veettukark

Ninak vattundo ennu ninte veettukark ariyamo? Tell me yes or no

kanyastree madathil oru cycle vangi

kanyastree madathil oru cycle vangi sisters ellam cycle chavittan malsara mayi.

prayerinu polum sisters varathayappol

father ellavarodumai paranju.....

prayerinu vannillenkil cyclenu seat fit cheyyum...

acha thavala maxi idumo

tin2 achanodu :- acha thavala maxi idumo




achn :- ella.




tin2 :- kannada vakkumo




achn :- ella ,




ti2 :- enkil veegam fireforcine vili ammumma kinatti veenu..,

ethrakaalam jeevikum ennulladhalla pradhaanam

ethrakaalam jeevikum ennulladhalla pradhaanam..!

but.!!

santhoshathode, samadhaanathode,ethrakaalam jeevichu ennulladhanu pradhaanam......... jeevidham onnalle ollu suhurthe.........?

njan cheruppoori adichal ninte

boy : ilove u

girl : njan cheruppoori adichal ninte kavil veerkum

boy : njan sip oori adichal ninte vayar veerkum

Chila pattikal kurakkum chilath kadikkum

Ivante bappaya..

Chila pattikal kurakkum chilath kadikkum , chilath e sms vayikkum..

jeevithamennal oru theeratha yathra

jeevithamennal oru theeratha yathrayanu oru chineece kavi padiyathu pole.....shim jwyt mdi jkfam jawjia ho.............ende kannu niranju ......ninteyo?

Njan ninne kandu . Enikku ninne ishtamai.

Njan ninne kandu .

Enikku ninne ishtamai.

Njan ninne kettikkotte

Evide kettum

Ummarathu kettam ...

Kurachal mathram mathi

kadikkaruth to

Tin2 rottiloode nadannu povumbol

Tin2 rottiloode nadannu povumbol oru kakka avante dehath thoori.Appol tin2 kakkayod oru shaddiyitt thoorikkoodedo.

Appol kakka:O pinne ningaloke shaddyittalle thoorar.

"TV Parasyam"

"Parasyam"

Sachin: boost,MRF

mohan lal:kanandhevan

vijay:tata docomo

sathosh paddit:pulliyachar potti.

njan mazhayilude nadakan eshtapedunnu

Charlichaplin: njan mazhayilude nadakan eshtapedunnu. Karanam enthe kannu neer arum kanillallo"

tinthu: jnan majnilode nadakan agrahikunnu .karanam arum thirichariyillalo jnan puka valikukayanu ennu..

njan varan late akum ne kazhichitu kidanno

tintu ( bharyaku office il ninum phone cheithu )




Tintu: innu enda dinner?




wife: visham




Tintu: njan varan late akum ne kazhichitu kidanno

ningal fridge il chari nilkumbol

ningal fridge il chari nilkumbol




fridge: cool inside fool outside




ningal bedil kidakumbol




bed: panji akatum kanji puratum

URAKAM VARATA RATRIKALIL

URAKAM VARATA RATRIKALIL NJAN NINNE KURICH ORKUM APPOL NINTE MANOHARAMAYA CHIRI ENTE MANASIL VARUM ATODE ENTE BODAVUM POKUM.

NINTE SANTOSHAM PETROL VILA POLE

NINTE SANTOSHAM PETROL VILA POLE UYARATTE

NINTE SANKADAM NAYAN THARAYUDE DRESS POLE KURAYATTE

NINTE JEEVITAM HARICHANDANAM SERIYAL POLE VALINJU NEELATTE .

ORU KALYANA SADYAYIL

ORU KALYANA SADYAYIL BHAKSHAM KAZHIKUMBOL VIYARKUNNA TINTUMONE KANDU SUPPLIER




SUPPLIER : SIR FAN IDATTE




TINTU: DA EE ILLAYUDE TUMBATH ITHIRI




ITTOLLU.

Ente Kayyilulla Kuttayil

Sardarji : Ente Kayyilulla Kuttayil Enthanennu Paranjal athile

10 mutta Ninaku Tharum. Ethra Mutta Undennu Paranjal Athile 70 Muttayum Ninakku Tharam. Enthinte Muttayanennu Paranjal Muttayitta Kozhiyeyum Ninakku Tharaam..!

TINTU MON: oru Clue Tharumo.... 

Njan schoolil poyathu pdikkaananu

Njan schoolil poyathu pdikkaananu pakshe,

Njan padichathu orupad anubava saakshiyangalaanu,

kaliyum chiriyum coppiyadiyumaaya kure poyinja vasathangal

mullaperiyar putiya daminu

mullaperiyar putiya daminu tamilnadu anumati tannilankil santos panditinte krisnanum rathayoum tamiyilekku remek cheyyum

Enik Bangloril joli kitti

Enik Bangloril joli kitti.Aprl fst week pokanam.Salary 20500.

Innalathe swapnam ithayirunnu. Pattiyal innu rathri njan Americayilekku pokum.!

dhe aa povunathu bhendhuvale

bharya:dhe aa povunathu bhendhuvale entha minde




cheyathathu.




tintumon:aa aathe ammayiappa mole




minducheyunile.

ROCKET pokunnathu kando..

ROCKET pokunnathu

kando..

Nokkooo...

"FOOL"

Akashathek nokathe

phonil nokkunnu!

Athu poyi.,

Kulikumbol sradhikuka

Kulikumbol sradhikuka 5 kaaryangal.................1..................................2.................................3.................................4.................................5.................................Nee adhin kulikaarillallo pinnenthina kuthi kuthi nokunnad

oru miss call kond jeevitham marumo

oru miss call kond jeevitham marumo

Athey kayyil oru kodi are you redy...

Question ; missedcall kandu pidichath aru

Chirikanda nea thanne.......

Oru aana kuthan vannal

Question:-Oru aana kuthan vannal enthu chaiyum nammal.? Answer:-Oru kunchu kalledutheriyum............

KANNADI kku munpil adhika neram

KANNADI kku munpil adhika neram nilakkanda ., kannadi polum ninne snehichu pokum . Karanam ninte mugham athrakku sundaramanu. 

Acha eppozha ente kalyanam?

Kunju monkey: Acha eppozha ente kalyanam? Achan: sh..mindathirikk! Ninakkuvendi njan aalochichu vechekkunna aal ippol msg vayikkuva,ayal onnu punchirichal marriage fix cheyyam!

pirinja palum.... pirinja kamukiyeyum

pirinja palum.... pirinja kamukiyeyum kanumbol onnorma varum......... nerathe.....kachendathayirunnu......

75 vayassaya dambathikalkku

75 vayassaya dambathikalkku oru kunju janichu. Kuttiye kanan poya Tintumon!"Achane pole thanne otta pallu polumilla !!!!!!"

75 vayasaya beeranum 15 vayasaya aminayum

75 vayasaya beeranum 15 vayasaya aminayum kalyanam kazhichu

first nightil aminayum beeranum irunnu karayunnu

Aminak onnum ariyilla Beerananenkil ellam marannu poyi

Ente Aniyan SIM card Vizhungi

Tintu : custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan SIM card Vizhungi? Custmr : atinu Njangal Enthu Venam. Tintu : Avan samsarikkunnund ....paisa povo

kurachu manymayit samsarichoode.

Tintu : De I LOVE YOU

Girl : kurachu manymayit samsarichoode.

Tintu : 'Ethrayum Bahumanappeta Bhavathi,E Ullavan Aviduthe snehikkunnu...-

Line potti da. Vishamam thangan vayya

Line potti da. Vishamam thangan vayya. Jeevitham muzhuvan andhakaramakan pokunnu ennoru thonnal. Padikan polum pattunnilla. Njan onnukudi vilichu nokam alleda.

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Allenkil naaleyum veetil current varilla...!!! <

Ningalkumakam ..KODEESHWARAN

Joli onnumillenghil..

Ningalkumakam ..KODEESHWARAN

Fill in the blanks..

Nee po mone_____

(Satheesa/Ganesa/Dinesa)

Ayyappantamma ____ chuttu

(Achappam/Neyyappam/palapam)

Mazha mazha kuda kuda mazha vannaal ____

(Veettipoda/Poppykuda/Irinjalakuda)

Kaake kaake ___ evide

(Kad/Kood/ode/)

Chakkinu vechath ___kondu

(Appanu/Kokkinu/Kannil)

Vannu kandu__adakki

(Shavam/Keezh/Pandaaram)

Kaala kidakkum___odum (pasu/kayar/PTusha)

DHE POYI.. DHA VANNU** 

Njan sherikkum ningale miss cheyyunnu

Njan sherikkum ningale miss cheyyunnu friends.... kanan kazhiyatha daivam evideyenkilum undennu parayunnathu sathyamanenkil I Hope theerchayayum njan ningale orikkal kanum...................

Ampum Villum Ethra Adutha

Ampum Villum Ethra Adutha Jodikalanu. Pakshe Enthokke Ayalum Lekshyathil Ethan Ampinu Villinode Yathra Paranjalle Pattu. Athupole Thanneyanu Ente Friendsum...................

Kay vitt Pogunna En Shurthu

Kay vitt Pogunna En Shurthu Bandam Karaye Vitt Pogunna Theramaala Pole Aagane 

Parayaan OruPaadu Undayittum

Parayaan OruPaadu Undayittum Parayatha Vaakugal Mownathinte Thadavugalilek Namme Valicheriyumbol Marayunnath Jeevithathinte Nalla Nimishangalanu

miss u friendssssssssssssssssssssss

miss u friendssssssssssssssssssssss

Ozhugi Pogunnath Sowpnagal Alla

Ozhugi Pogunnath Sowpnagal Alla Jeevithangalanu Jalathinum Jeevithathinumidakk Vashi alla Vendath Vivega Manu Vendath

Dhukka Sathyangal Enne

Dhukka Sathyangal Enne Noki Chirikkunnu Dhukkam Marakkan Njanum Chirikkunnu

Ethra Akale Aayirunnalum Ente

"Ethra Akale Aayirunnalum Ente suhurthukkal Ennum Ente

Hridhayathilundayirikkum..

Kaaranam,

Ente Hridhayam Ente Suhurthukkalk Oppamanu..

ormakal pankuvekkan sandosham

ormakal pankuvekkan sandosham paranjariyikaan vishamangal avatharipikaan ninak njanille ENNUM NINTE SHRTHAYI

Pinnitta vazhikalil suhruthukkal

Pinnitta vazhikalil suhruthukkal nalkiya maduramulla ormakale thalolikkumbol ariyathe kothichu povunnu, aa vazhiyilude onnukoodi nadakaan. 

NEEYAN ENTAE UTTA MITHRAM".

To my darling

oh molae darling ponnara muthae......ne orkunundo e song. i miss you a lot.bhagyamundankil veendum kanam.

manassintae manni cheppil manchadi kuru polae kathu sukshikuvan oruvachakam orae oru vaku "NEEYAN ENTAE UTTA MITHRAM". 

Agalum Neram Ozhuki Pogunna

Agalum Neram Ozhuki Pogunna Kannuneer Thulligalude Vila Ariyunnath Hridhayathil shukshicha Suhruth Bandam Nashtta Pedumboyanu

Orupaadu Snehikunavare

"..Orupaadu Snehikunavare

Kaalam Vegam Verpeduthum..

Pakshe, Kaalathinu

ariyilla Verpaadu Snehathinde Aazham k00ttumennu..

i miss u dear friends 

"Ninakkayi Njan Onnum Nalkiyilla...

"Ninakkayi Njan Onnum Nalkiyilla...

Ennodaayi Nee Onnum Paranjathumilla.

Enkilum, Ninte Nanmakkay Njan Ennum Prarthikum.."

Manassinte Edanazhigalil Engo

Manassinte Edanazhigalil Engo Pathungi Nilkunna Oru Kaalocha Pole ... Nananjja Pulariyil Ela Thumbil Ninnuthernnu Veezhayan Nilkunna Neerthulli pole Oru Nalla Shurthayi Nee Undagumenn Ente Manass ....

Verpad arum ishtappedunnilla

Verpad arum ishtappedunnilla.Ennenkilum ellavarum verpedunnu pathuke,illathavunnu,oru nal arudeyokeyo manassil nammalum verum orma mathram akum.......

orikkal nee enne snehichu

orikkal nee enne snehichu anne njan ninte snehathinte vela manasilakkilla butttttttttttttttttt nee enik epol nashttamayapol njan ariyunnu ninte snehathinte velllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................................................

Evideyo Ninnu Vannu

Evideyo Ninnu

Vannu.-. Engoto Poya

Oru._.kulirkaatu Pole..

Nammude frienshipum

Oru..Orma

Maathramayo..

Priya suhrthe..

palarum yanna snehichu pakshe

palarum yanna snehichu pakshe njan athu manasilakittum ariyatha pole nadichu , pakshe eppol aa sneham therichukedaan vendi karayukayan...................FRIENDS IS GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT

Yaathra Paranju Pirinju,

Yaathra Paranju Pirinju, Paathi Vazhiyilethumbolum Oru Pinvilikyai Manasu Kothikunundenkil.. Verpettupoya Aa Vedhanayude Peraanu "friendship"

SNEHAM ORU THANALAYI

SNEHAM ORU THANALAYI KOODAYULLAPOOL YATHINU NEE KARAYANAM

ormakal enna pusthakathil

ormakal enna pusthakathil




ennum njan eyuthi cherthu vechirikkunnathu




en




priya thoyante




peranu




nee enne vitttu poyaalum




marakkuvaan pattilla




snehidha

Snehikaan yanniku pettiyaa

Snehikaan yanniku pettiyaa karanam njan snehichavarallam yanna vittu akkannu poyyittayulu..

AtHUkodayirikaam ninta sneham njan kanatha poyath SORRY DEAR...

Ente hridaya thudippil

Ente hridaya thudippil



Ozhiki vanna ninte souhridam




Orikkalum mayathe,




Orikkalum marayatha,




Jeevitha yathrayil ennum




ennullil nilanilkkum.....

Snehikaan nenakku orupadu

Snehikaan nenakku orupadu peraa..kettium .

Avarudaa eedayil ente snehathinu oru paksha oru villayum eeillayannanikku ariyam ..

Akillum onnu chothichoda enna nee verukumoo? Suhrthaaa

Sneham Niranja Oru Thelinja Punchiri

" Sneham Niranja Oru Thelinja Punchiri Nalkan Oru Sherthinu Allathe Aarkanu Kazhiyuga........"

Mazha peyyunna pole yannum

Mazha peyyunna pole yannum njan msg ayyi peyyum.'aa vedhana mazhayaya NJAN THORUNNA VARAA MATHRAM'

Karaye Thedunna Thiraye Poleyaanu

"Karaye Thedunna Thiraye Poleyaanu ORMAKAL" Athukondaavum Ormakal Ennum Priyappettavare Maathram Thirayunnathu....

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte

HAPPY VISHU”Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,oru Vishu koodi varavayi.Othiri snehathode Orayiram“Vishu Asamsakal

Raavu urangum "pakshe"

Raavu urangum

"pakshe"

Hridayam urangilla...

Ee urangatha Hridayam urangum vare nammude "Souhridam" Unarnnirikkatte............. 

Muravitta hridhyathinulil

Muravitta hridhyathinulil sneham kondu pullkiya ninottulla ente SOUHRATHAM orikalum asthamikillaaa.......

Yadhartha souhrdhathine vila

Yadhartha souhrdhathine vila parasparam kanaadhirikkumblaanu manassilaakunnathu...innu njan ariyunnu souhrdhathinte vila

Love u allways....

Nirajozukkunna puzha pole ente

Nirajozukkunna puzha pole ente mizikal.. yannum kannerimathram.......




Manasariju snehichajavarallam oru kulirkattupole vannu nombaragal mathram thannu akkannu...




Allam verithiya kaalam vettum vettum yanna ormakil kanneer peyukikupool...




Hridhyathalukalil yannum oru murivayi maarunna




kalalaya jeevithil ninnu




Kannatha poya snehathinte anubuthi ennu kettupool ariyilla parayan.. ayinku kazhiyunilla.....Onu Mathram ariyaam......................




...MARAKILLA.......ORUNALLUM....

Ellavarum Swargam Aagrahikunnu

Ellavarum Swargam Aagrahikunnu.. Pakshe,

Marikkan Ishtamalla..

Njan Marikathe Swargam Kaanunnu..

ninte Souhruthathiloode...! ea souhritham ennum nilanilkatte

Parannu Poya Pakshikal oru pakshe

Parannu Poya

Pakshikal oru pakshe thirichu vanekam pakshe nashtapetu poya sneham orikalum thirichukitila so nashtapeduthathe nokuka

Snehapoorvam ninglude friend 

Ormakal matramulla, manassinte

Ormakal matramulla, manassinte kanakku pustakatil sauhrdatine mashi puranda thaalukalil nee ennumundavum mayathe, marayathe..

Oru nakshathramayi njan

Oru nakshathramayi njan mariyalum nite hridhayam vedhanichal njan varum orupadu nakshathrangalodu yathra paranju ninte kottinu bcz njan vedanichalum njan snehikunnavar orikkalum vedanikkaruthu.

നിരപ്പായ ജലാശയത്തിനു

നിരപ്പായ ജലാശയത്തിനു

ഓരോ ചെറിയ ചെറിയ കല്ലുകള്‍ ഇടുമ്പോഴും

അകന്നു പോകുന്ന കുഞ്ഞോളങ്ങളെ പോലെ അകലതിരികട്ടെ

Sowntha Menna Karuthiya Ente

Sowntha Menna Karuthiya Ente Hridhayam Olipichu Vecha Oru Manass Undayirunnu Anikk Pakshe ..................... Hridhya Thaalam Karanam Ente Karachil Aa Manassu Kelkunnilla......................

Miss U .....

F:FULL OF LOVE

F:FULL OF LOVE 

R:RARE TO GET

I:IDEAL GIFT OF GOD

E:EVERY TIME WITH USE

N:NEVER 4GET

D:DEAR ITS YOU

sayahnam enikkistamanu nakshtrangal enikku

sayahnam enikkistamanu nakshtrangal enikku othirieshtamanu pookkale orupadu eshtamanu athilum ethra ethra eshtamanenno enikku nine nine mathram miss you da

Swapnangl valare valuthum

Swapnangl valare valuthum

Jeevidam valare cheruthumanu. Suhrthukkal Jeevitham poleyum

Avarude Sneham Swapnangal poleyumaanu

So keep frndshp

good night my frnds

G

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frds 

രാത്രിയുടെ ഏകാന്തയാമങ്ങളില്‍

സ്വപ്നങ്ങളെ ...രാത്രിയുടെ ഏകാന്തയാമങ്ങളില്‍ എവിടെയങ്കിലും വച്ച് നീ അവനെ കണ്ടാല്‍ പറയുക ഞാനവനെ ജീവനുതുല്യം സ്നേഹിചിരുന്നുവെന്നു

Ee agalchayannu enikku ninnodulla

Ee agalchayannu enikku ninnodulla sneham ethratholamundennu manassilakki tharunath

Nin punchiri inn enikku

Nin punchiri inn enikku oru swapnam mathramannu...

Aa swapnam yadarthyamagilla ennariyam.... engilum agrahichu pokunnu aa swapnagal yadarthya mayengil...

Njan ninne snehechathente

Njan ninne snehechathente pakuthe enkilum. Ne enne snehechu irunnu venkile. Njan ninakkai ......

Ni ethra dhooreyanengilum

Ni ethra dhooreyanengilum

Ni ennilninnu akanalum

Ni ente manasil eppolum undakum.

I love u ma swt heart <

.rathriyudae ekanthayamangalil

Swapnangalae...rathriyudae ekanthayamangalil evidaeynkilm vach nee avanae kandal parayuka njanavanae jeevanuthulyam snehichirunnuvennu...

Kayyile kaasu koduth u kadikkunna pattiye

Teacher : ” Kayyile kaasu koduth u kadikkunna pattiye vaanguka ” ee pazhanchollinu oru example parayuka.

Deepu Mon : Kochi IPL 4 crores koduthu Sreesanthine vaangi…!

Ankana thaimavil ninnu adyathe

Teacher: ankana thaimavil ninnu adyathe mampazham veenapol ammayude kannil ninnu kannu neer vannathu enthukondu?

Tintu: mampazham ammayude thalayilavum veenathu

Enikku Ninne Orikkalum Verukkan

Enikku Ninne Orikkalum Verukkan Kazhiyilla... Karanam Vidhi Enthano Aagrahichathu Athanu Ne Enikku Sammanichath...

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli pole sukshichu vekan...




Kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamasakalum niranja nammude e sauhridam ennum nilanilakkatte....

Mazhavilline Thodan Pattiyirunnenkil

Mazhavilline Thodan Pattiyirunnenkil
Ninte Peru Njan athinmel

Ezhuthumayirunnu
Karanam Lokam Ariyatte Enikku Ithrayum Nalla Suhruthu Undenu..

Kadalaasil Kayyoppode Ezhuthunna

Kadalaasil

Kayyoppode

Ezhuthunna

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Kavithayaanu

Pranayamenkil,

Hridaythil

Chora Kondu Koriya

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Mahaa Kaavyamaanu

"SOUHRIDAM"

Maanam Kanikathe Manadharil Sookshicha

Maanam Kanikathe Manadharil Sookshicha Mayilpeeli Polum Vida Parayaathe akalukayanu, Innu enneyum Thanichaki. Koorirul Chimizhil Thanichayi Njan..!

Kaalavum Dhooravum Jeevitha

Kaalavum Dhooravum Jeevitha Saahajaryangalum Namme Verpeduthan Sramikkumbol Athine ellam Athijeevichu Nammude SOUHRDHAM Mayathe Nilanilkate. !!

Innalekalude Ormakalkku Oru Aayussinte

Innalekalude Ormakalkku Oru Aayussinte Vedhanayundu, Enkilum.. Snehichu poyi.! Othiri.. Othiri.. Snehikaaminiyum Kannadayunna Naal Vareyum.

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

Good Morning Dear FRIEND

F-Few
R-Relations
I-In
E-Earth
N-Never
D-Die
Good Morning Dear FRIEND 

Samayam maari kondirikunna

Samayam maari kondirikunna kaalathinte vazikaliloode..
Thaalam tettiya manassumaayi alayukayanu muthe ninte snehattinaayi...

Maravi Chilappol Oru Anugrahamanu

Maravi Chilappol Oru Anugrahamanu.. Kaaranam, Ninne Marakkan Njan Eppozhum Marannu Pokum..."
bcoz u r my great frnd..... 

PUNNYAGALUDE UTHSAVAMAYA RAMZANNUM

PUNNYAGALUDE UTHSAVAMAYA RAMZANNUM

PUKKAALUDE UTHSAVAMAYA RAMZANNUM NAMMUKU ORUMMICHU VARAVELLKAM

Ente vedhanayil santhosham kittumenkil

Ente vedhanayil santhosham kittumenkil nee ente

nenju kuthi keerikkolu... pakshe kuthikeerumbol

HRIDAYAM vedanikkathe sukshikkanam...

athinullil neeyund,ninte Oormayund ninaku vedhanikkunnadhu enik ishtamalla.....

Orupaadu aashikumpozhum Orupadu

Orupaadu aashikumpozhum Orupadu mohikkumpozhum onnu mathram orkuka , aarum aarkum swanthamalla

love aaraanu kandu pidichad?

love aaraanu kandu pidichad?
option
1.america
2.russia
3.chaina
4.india
answer"chaina"
bcoz
"no guarentee no warrenty"

marechalum marakan kazhella

marechalum marakan kazhella ninna ...
karanam
nee enta jeevan alla ,,,
enta jeevetham aane... 

nammal jannikkubol thanne

nammal jannikkubol thanne nammuda vithi dayivam kurichu ennu venna nammal karutham athu chilapol njanu neeyum orumichulla jeevitham aakam ......alle ....muthe 

Mazhathullikal ittu veezhunna

Mazhathullikal ittu veezhunna aa idavazhiyil... Thannutha kaatu veeshiya aa sandhiyail... Njan avalod eante ishttam thurannu paranju... Aval chodhichu njanonnu karanjal ee mazhathulliyil eante kannuneerine thirichariyaan maathran nee eanne snehikunnundo ? Onnum parayathe mazhathulliye thattimaati njan nadannappol pirakil avalude chiri uyarunnundaayirunnu. Avalkkariyilallo ariyade polum aa kannukal nirayaan njan aagrahikunnillannu.
FEEL THE REAL LOVE 

Enthanu Encyclopedia??

Teacher: Enthanu Encyclopedia??
Ungangikidakkukayayirunna tintumonodu teacher: tintu entha njanippol paranjathu??
Tintumon:Enikku cycle pediannennalle!!

innu purathoonnu food kazhikamenna

Tintumon- ”amme innu purathoonnu food kazhikamenna achan parayunne”

Amma- ”endhada veetile food inu ruchi pore..madutho?

Tintumon- ”adhalla…innu paathram kazhugan achanu mood illannu….”

Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram

Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.




Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.




Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.




Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.




Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?




Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.

Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude

Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…




Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu

Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.




Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.




Achan: Enthu?




Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanen

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!




Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum

Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.




Makan: thank you acha




Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?

Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?




Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?




Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?

Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?




Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?




Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanma

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…




Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.




Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…

Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?

Makan: Swimming poolinte.

Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam

Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?




Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Kochamma velakkariyodu

Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?




Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.




Kochamma: Athenthinadee?




Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?




Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.

Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal

Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?




Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?




Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal

Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…




Makan: Sariyacha

Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?




Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo

Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum?

Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting panikku vannathaanu oru sardar. Vaikunneram pani kazhimhu pokumbol Sardar : " Malik muje paisa chahiye." Ithu ketta Hindi athra ariyaaththa Koyakka : " Baai ...hamara thumara IDAPAADU nahi hei.. thum thumaraa muthalaaliyodu chodikku.."

Kandappol parayan madi. Vilikkanum chammal.

Kandappol parayan madi.
Vilikkanum chammal.
Athinalanu e msg. No ennu parayaruthu.

Njan oru "LIFEBOY" vaangithannal kulikkamo!!!

Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- Vannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU <

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU

POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3,

AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE

JANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
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