Funny Malayalam SMS

Kamuki: Ente achan naale chetante veettilottu varum. Chettane athyavasyamayi onnu kaananamennu.
Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?
Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.
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Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?
Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta
Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?
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Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?
Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye
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Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara
Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.
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Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.
Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.
Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.
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Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.
Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?
Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?
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Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo
Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…
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Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.
Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…
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Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha
Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?
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Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.
Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?
Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!
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Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?
Kamukan: Moonu maasam
Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?
Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?
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Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?