Funny Hotel Joke
Hotelilethiya aal muthalaliyodu: Saar, enikkenthenkilum oru joli tharanam…
Muthalali: Porota, dosa, idli, chaya, kappi, ithethenkilum undaakkanariyamo?
Vannayal: Illa… saar
Muthalali: Enkil poykkolu… muthalaliyayittu njan mathram mathi…
Military Hotel Joke
Hotelilethiya Sumesh supplayarodu: Edo, ee biriyaaniyil oru eecha chathu kidakkunnu.
Supplier: Athiloru kozhi chathu kidakkunnathinu kuzhappamilla. Pinneya eecha.
Mallu Tailor Joke
Sugunan tailorodu: Njan kondu vanna thuni thikayillennu thanalle paranjathu. Ennittu appurathe kadakkaran enikku shirt thaychu thannallo. Micham vanna thuni kondu ayalude makanoru trousarum thunni.
Tailor: Ayaalude makanu moonnu vayasseyulloo. Ente monu ezhu vayassundu, manassilayo?
Shop Joke
Maranaanantharam paralokathethiya kachavadakkaaranodu yamarajan: ‘Thante idathu vasathu kaanunnathu swargavum valathu vasathu kaanunnathu narakavumanu. Evide pokananu thanikkishtam?’
Kachavadakkaran: ‘Randinteyum idaykku mathi. Avideyaakumpo palacharakkukada thudangiyaal randu bhaagatheyum aalkkarkku vnnu sadhanangal vaangikkamallo.’
Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Oraal oru pusthaka kadayilekku telephone cheythu. Aa phone chennathu oru veettilekkayirunnu.
‘hello’
‘hello’
‘lovestory undo?’
‘Illallo’
‘Madappiravundo?’
‘Athumillallo’
‘Pinee enthanullathu?’
‘Oru bharyayum moonu kuttikalum.’
‘Athinentha vila?’
‘Athu vilkanullathalla!’
Malayalam Salesman Joke
Babu kannada vilppanasalayile salesmanodu: Ningalenne vanchichathalle? Innale enikku thanna kannadayute oru vasathe lensullallo. Mattethu plain glassa…
Salesman: Thaniku kanan oru kanninte aavasyameyulloo…
Babu: Nghe…! Athentha?
Salesman: Thanivide vannappol muthal njangalude nursine ottakkandu nokkunnathu njan kandirunnu!
Hotel Joke
Hoteludama Narayananodu: Enthina ennum ivied ninnum ningal parcel vangi pokunnathu?
Narayanan: Hotelil kayari bhakshanam kazhikkaruthennu doctor prathyekam paranjittundu.
Short Medical Shop Joke
Titu mon medical shopil: Chumakkulla marunnu venam.
Shopkeeper: Tonikkano?
Titumon: Tonikkalla… ente ammakka…
Mobile Shop Joke
Mobile shoppilethiya vridhan: Irupathu roopayude recharge coupon tharoo.
Shop keepe : Irupathu roopa thannal 17 roopayude talk timeyullu.
Vridhan: Athu saramilla. Baakki moonnu roopayude kadala thannekku.
Learning Course Joke
Arun chennaiyilekku thamasam matti. Thamil padikkathe avide jeevikkan kazhiyillennu adhikam vaikathe ayaalkku manassilayi. Arun nere oru book stallilekku chennu.
Avide alamarayil oru pusthakamirikkunnu. ‘Muppathu Divasam Kondu Thamil Padikkam’. Arun pusthakathinte randu copikal vangi. Appol book stall udama chodichu: Randamathe pusthakam ningalude snehithanu vendiyayirikkum?
Arun: No.. No… Enikku pathinanchu divas am kondu thamil padikkanam.
Hotel Joke
Hotelil bhakshanam kazhikkunna vriddanodu supplier: Fan idatte?
Vriddan: Ee ilayude attathu oralpam ittoloo
Barber Shop Joke
Mudi vetti irangiya aal barbarodu: Ippozhanu njan kritharthanaayathu.
Barber: Ippozhenthundaayi?
Ayaal: ippozhalle ningalenikku nalloru krithaavu vachu thannathu!
Shopkeeper Joke
Supplier: Saarinu black teayano alla green tea aano vendathu?
Jomon: Vere enthokke kalaril ivied chaya kittum?
Jewellery Shop Malayalam Joke
Jewelry udamayodu suhruthu: Thante swarnakkadayil ninnu swarnam vangunnavarkku vampicha sammaanangalanallo. Thante thanne mattu sadhanangal vilkkunna kadakalilonnum ingane kaanunnillalo?
Jewellery Udama: Athu swarnam vaangunnavare prothsaahippikkan kallanmaar elppikkunna sammanangalaa!
Texttile Shop Joke
Yuvathi textile show room udamayodu: Saar, ente koode joli cheyyunnayaal ennodu ‘thara’yayi perumaari.
Udama: Vittukala, ayaalaa nammude ‘floor’ manager!
Medical Shop Mallu Joke
Sanjay medical storil: Ivide ellatharam marunnum kittumo?
Kadakkaran: Kittum.
Sanjay: Enkil oru kilo vedimarunnu venam!
Photostat Shop Joke
Photostat edutha sesham originalumayi othu nokkunna Nandanodu kadayudama: Entha nokkunnathu?
Nandan: Photostatil aksharappisaku undonnu nokkukaya!
Jabbarinu oru kadayil joli kitti. Loriyil sadhanangal vannappol ava kadayilekku eduthu vakkan udama paranju. Jabbar oru packet veetham kondu varunnathu kadayudama sradhichu. Mattu jolikkar randu kayyilum sadhanangal eduthu kondu pokunnu.
Kadayudama: Thanentha ee kanikkunnathu. Thanikkum randu kayyille?
Jabbar: Njanetha madiyano? Avarokke nadakkanulla madi kondalle iratti bharam chumakkunnathu!
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