Malayalam Funny SMS

Malayalam SMS Joke
Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Malayalam Funny SMS
Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum?
Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

SMS Malayalam
Chandanil vellam kandethi…
Haavoo bhagyam…
Iniyoru fullum lesam acharum kondu swasthamayi irikkanoru sthalamayallo!

Short SMS Joke Malayalam
Eda enikku ninne kaanan kothiyavunnu… Nammal thamnil kandittu ethra divasamayi… Sarikkum ithano pranayam?
Snehapoorvam ninte swantham bath soap.

Monkey SMS Joke in Malayalam
Plastic coverinullil kurangan irikkunnathu kandittundo?
Ille, aalochichu nokkoo…
Ennittum kittiyillenkil vishamikkenda. Swantham identity card eduthu onnu nokku!

Funny Joke SMS Malayalam
Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?
Kadal…?
Alla
Mala…?
Alla
Aakasam…?
Alla
Ariyille
Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!

Joke Malayalam SMS
Thankalude hrudayathil oru kalakaaran urangikkidappundo? Undenkil avanodu para moothram ozhichittu kidakkan. Veruthe hrudayam vrithikedakkanda.

Silly Joke SMS in Malayalam
Chodyam: Enthanu mathruka dampathikalum disaurukalum thammilulla samyam?
Utharam: Randum vamsanaasam sambhavichu poyi.

Short Mallu SMS Joke
Oru pennu karanjal athinu pinnil 101 kaaranangal kaanum. Ennal oru aanu karanjal athinu orotta kaaraname kaanoo… Oru pennu!

Joke SMS in Malayalam
Jeevanillatha poovineppolum naam snehikkunnu…
Pakshe, namukkuvendi jeevathyagam cheyyunna palareyum naam snehikkan marakkunnu. Athinaal…
Chikkane snehikkoo…

Funny Malayalam SMS
Ninne njan innu roadil vachu kandu. Nee valare santhoshathilayirunnu. Adivachadi vachulla ninte nadatham manoharamayirunnu. Kandu ninna ente hrudayam ariyathe aa pazhaya paattu moolan thudangi; ‘Who let the dogs out!’

Malayalam SMS
Jeevitham aaswadyamakkan moonu vazhikal
1. Jalam pazhakkaruthu. Beer mathram kudikkuka.
2. Ayalkkare snehikkoo. Pakshe pidikkappedaruthu.
3. Ella purushanmarum vivaham kazhikkanam, karanam jeevitham santhoshikkan mathramullathalla.

Malayalam Cell Phone SMS Joke
Sthiramaya mobile upayogam thalachorinu kedu varuthumathre! Ninteyokke bhagyam. Ethra venamenkilum samsarikkamallo. Kedavan onnumillallo!

Mallu SMS Joke
Raathriyayi…
Bhootham varunna neramayi…
Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…
Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu??

Mallu Rainy Season SMS
Ninakku ormmayundo aa kalam…
Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayalvarampil koodi nadannathum njan ninte purthu mazhavellam therippichathum…
Appol athile poya kanarettan paranjathu njan innumorkkunnu…
‘Mazhayathanoda pothine kulippikkunnathu?’

Short SMS Joke in Malayalam
Manushyan thante mandatharathil sandoshikkunnatheppozhanu?
Orthu nokku…
Ningalude vivahadinam!

Mobile Phone Mallu SMS Joke
Mobile nannayi kazhukuka.
Cheriya kashanangalaayi murikkuka.
Aaavsyathinu ennayum mattu masalakalum cherkkuka
Ningalude mobile achar ready
Ninte mobilil ninnu oru callo smso varunnilla
Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo…

Malayalam Joke SMS
Njan swargathil chennappol daivam ennodu chodichu: Ninte ettavum adutha koottukaranara…?
Njan ninte peru paranju.
Appol daivam: Nee nannavilleda

Hilarious SMS Joke in Malayalam
Einstein paranju, “Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikkunna kazhuthaya.” Santhoshamayeda, santhoshamayi. Oralenkilum ninnekkurichu nallathu paranjallo. Athum Einstein…!

Nice Malayalam SMS
Aaru pookal tharam ninakku…
Onnu ninte aarogyathinayi…
Randamathethu aiswaryamundavan…
Moonnamathethu agrahichathokke nadakkan…
Naalamathethu enikku tharunna sauhrudathinu…
Ennittum randennam baakkiyanallo,
Saaramilla, chumma randu cheviyilum vacho…
Chemaparathi poova

Malayalam Funny SMS Joke
Vaakkukal parajayappedumpol…
Kannukal samsarikkum.
Kannukal parajayappedumpol…
Hrudayam samsarikkum.
Hrudayam parajayappedumpozho?
Pinne onnum nokkanda,
Mookkil panji vachal mathi!

Teasing SMS Joke in Malayalam
Oru letter illa…
Oru phone illa…
Oru missed call illa…
Oru SMS polumilla…
Enikku pediyavunnu, nine pinneyum pattipiduthakkar kondu poyo?

SMS Joke in Malayalam
Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

Malayalam Good Morning Funny SMS
Athu oru pularkaalamayirunnu.
Kilikal kalakalam padunnu… Pookkal manam churathunnu… Sooryante rasmikal bhoomiyilekkethi nokkunnu… Annu neeyenne thedi vannu, ente veettilekku. Ninakkay njanente vaathil thurannu. Ente nere neelunna ninte kaikal njan kandu.

Viraykkunna sabdathil nee chodichu, ‘Ammaaa… vallathum tharane….’

Malayalam Funny SMS
A positive rakthamulla yuvavinu adiyanthiramayi randu bottle beer aavasyamundu; thanuppottum kurakkalle!
Dayavayi ee SMS ellavarkkum ‘pass’ cheyyuka

Malayalam SMS Joke
Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!
Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman!