Dad Vs. Son Joke in Malayalam
Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…
Makan: Sariyacha
Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?
Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.
Funny Joke
Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?
Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?
Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…
Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?
Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.
Family Love Joke
Achan: Eda nee etho oru penkuttiyumayi premathilanennu ee naattil muzhuvan paattanallo. Ini backi aarenkilumundoda ithariyanayittu?
Makan: Aa penkutti ithuvare sangathi arinjittillennu thonnunnu.
Father and Son Joke
Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.
Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.
Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.
Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.
Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?
Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.
Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!
Daughter in Law Joke
Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.
Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?
Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.
Housemaid Joke in Malayalam
Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?
Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.
Kochamma: Athenthinadee?
Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!
Achan Makan Joke
Achan: Kando… ninakkivide padikkan enthokke saukaryangalundu. Table lampum mesem kaserayum ellam undu. Ninakkariyaamo? Mahanmaray palarum street lightinte keezhilirunnu padichavara!
Makan: Appam achanu njanoru mahanakunnathu ishtamalla. Atha enne ee table lampinte keezhiliruthi padippikkunnathu!
Uncle Whisky Joke
Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?
Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.
Funny Father Son Joke
Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…
Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.
Drunken Joke
Kudichu lakkillathe kidakkunna varkkiyude vayarinu mukalil vannu kidakkunna makanodu
Varkki: Ente vayarilanoda kidakkunnathu? Maarikkidakku.
Makan: Ennittu amma kurachu munpu parayunnathu kettallo vellamadichal vayattil kidakkanamennu.
Achan Makan Malayalam Joke
Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…
Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?
Makan: Swimming poolinte.
Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.
House Robbery Joke
Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…
Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.
Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.
Engineering College Son Joke
Engineeringinu padikkunna makan: Acha, collegial pokan enikku eeyazhcha thanne oru bike vangitharanam.
Achan: Nammude veedinaduthulla engineering collegial pokan biko? Daivam ninakku randu kaal nalkiyathenthinaa?
Makan: Oru kaalu gear mattanum matte kaalu brake chavittanum.
Housemaid Joke
Rarichan muthalali velakkari mariyayodu: Melaal nee kulikkumpol kulimuriyude vathil adakkaruthu.
Mariya: Athenthina muthalali?
Muthalali: Nee kulikkumpol njan ethi nokkiyennu kochammayude parathi varathirikkana.
Love Marriage Joke
Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?
Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?
Father Son Malayalam Joke
Makan: Acha, mashi valare vilayulla sadhanamano?
Achan: Alla, entha nee angane chodikkan?
Makan: Ente kaiyil ninnu mashikkuppi carpetil veenathinu ammayenthinaa pinne deshyappedunnathu?
Funny Joke
Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?
Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!
Housemaid Family Joke
Velakkari odivannu Binduvinodu: Chechee, de appurathe veettile moonu pennungal chernnu chechiyude ammayiammaye thallunnu! Odi vaa!
Bindu odi purathethi. Ammayiammaye ayalkkar thallunnathu nokkininnu.
Velakkari: Ayyo! Entha nokkinilkkunnathu? Vegam chennu sahayikku.
Bindu: O, ente sahaayamonnum vendenne. Avar moonuper thanne dharaalama.
Animal Joke
Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.
Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.
Achan: Enthu?
Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanennu!
Drinking Joke
Amma: Neeyinnale raathri kudichittu vannittu bodhamillathe varandayilla kidannurangiyathu!
Makan: Cheetha kootteketta amme ellattinum kaaranam. Aaru kuppi beer… Anchu koottukar… Anchuperum kudikkilla ennu vachal?
Achan Makan Mallu Joke
Makan: Oppidunnathinu pakaram achan enthinanu ente progress cardil viraladayalam pathichathu?
Achan: Ninakku kittiya mark anusarichu ninte achanu aksharabhyaasam undavan oru vazhiyumilla.
Onion Joke
Kochamma: Enna mooppichu pottumpol ulliyittu vazhattanamennu paranjittu neeyenthadee karichu kalanjathu?
Velakkari: Aa samyatha ulli thinnan ividathe saaru vannathu!
Daughter in Law Joke
Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!
Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?
Father Son Malayalam Joke
Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.
Makan: thank you acha
Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.
Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?
Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?
Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…
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