samadhanavum santhoshavum niranja
athyunnathangalill
ethiraliyodu shemikkanum
puthan pretheekshakalumayi
oru puthuvarshathinte puthan unarvilekku
vidarumoro pokkulamelum
innalakalile nashttangale patti orkkathirikkam...
puthuvathsarasamsakal....
puthuvarsham pirannu...
prenayathinte kanakku parayunnathill
navavathsarasamsakal...
decembernte kulirill nam nashttangalude
pretheeksha nirbharamaya puthuvarsham aasamsikkunnu....
pretheekshayude puthiya kalveppu
oru yathra...
manasill sukhamulla nimishangalum
hrudayam niranja christmas aasamsakal...
PATHIRAVIN MANJETTEERANAY
CHRISTMAS AASAMSAKAL.........
HAPPY X'MAS....
"Nee Snehicha Ellam Njaanum Snehichu..."
"Nee Snehicha Ellam
Njaanum Snehichu..."
"Nee Verutha Ellam
Njaanum Veruthu..."
Enne Polum..!!!
LOVE...
Sareeram muzhuvan chalanamattu pokan valiya apakadangal undakanam..
Ennal...
Manasinte chalanam nilaykan snehikunnavarude oru vaak mathi!
Njan Ninne Snehichu Kondirikkum
Ninne
Snehichu
Kondirikkum..
Ente
Ormayude
Thaazhvarathile
Swapnangalum,
Nirangalum,
Njanum
Asthamikkum
Vare...
Marikkatha Manasum,
Gud Morning
( ) unarnille.?
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Kannu
thuranne
( )
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(e
Randum thurakk
(e
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(e
Onnu chiriku
(e
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(e
Ok
Gud Morning
Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,
Ninte shabdam ente kathukalku imbamakunnu, Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu
Po "KOTHUKE" thalli kollum njan;-)
Nammal Orumichu Kanda Swapnam
Orumichu
Kanda Swapnam Engo Maranju Pokukayaanenkil Aa Ormakalku
Koode Neeyum
Maanju
Pokaruthe...
endinu vendi nee ennil ninnumakannu...?
ennil ninnumakannu...?
hrudayapoorvam puthuvathsarasamsakal....
X'MAS wishes..........
Ente ormakal ninaku sammanikunath
Ninte niswasathinarike njanundakum oru kochu thalodalai ennum..
In advanced HAPPY X MAS day
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In advanced HAPPY X MAS day
wish u a advanced happy x-mas & New year
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Hai,I wish u a advanced happy
x-mas & New year
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Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone.Gud n8
1st time.Hai.
2nd time.How r U.?
3rd.Njan Oru Karyam Paranjal Deshyappedumo.?
4.I LOVE U
5.Oru Nimisham Ninne Pirinjirikan Vayyeda..
6.Sorry Da..
Ninne Kanan Pattiyillea..
7.Sorry.. Ente Kalyanam Nischayichu..Bye
8.Aara Manassilayilla.!
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&at last time
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9.Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone.
Gud n8
Tintumon: Kaakke kaakke koodevide..
Kunjinu theetta kodukkanjal kunju kidannu karayille..
Kaakka:
Ninte appante kochallallo, aente alle.. Njan sahicholaam..!
Enik Jeevan ulla kaalam njan SmS Ayachu
.
.
Pakshe,
Oru divasam Msg kandilengil,
Annu Njan Sms ayachillennu karuthiya mathi
Enik aarum msg ayakunnilla, vishamam
Nan evidekkengilum poyi oru Kayar eduth Maratthil ketti Arkum oru salyamakathe.
Uoojaal aadum.!
Nokkiko....! Good Ni8
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ADVANCE MERRY "X" MAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR
Lokate Etavm nala suhrtukal arnariyo?
Iniyuma marachillakal pookum
Happy "EID MUBARAK"
Thyaagathinte Smarana Puthukki Oru
'BALI PERUNNAL' Koodi, Happy "EID MUBARAK"
Manassil sugamulla nimishangalum Niramulla
PERUNNAL
koodi varavay
BAKREED Ashamsakal
Ee manju thullikalkkariyumo ente
Nombaram,
Ee kannuneer
thulli parayumo
entey vadhana..
Njan pranayichu poyi ninnae Ente Jeevanekaal...!
Jenmaantharangalkkapurathu,
Evidevecho
Naam
Verpirinjuvenkilum.,
Marakkilla
Ninne Njan Ee
Janmathilum,
Ini oru
Janmamundenkilum!
Bhomiyileku Nilavu Choriyuna
En Karalileku Nilavu Choriyuna Ninodanu.. I love you..!
Bst fct:
No matr hw regurly U msg sum1,U wont get rply.
Bt if its unknwn num evryone wil respnd
V hv time for strngrs n nt fr our close ones.
Tintu:Ethra Aayi?
Tintu:Ethra Aayi?
Auto Driver:30 Roopa
Tintu:ida 15 Roopa
Driver:Bakki?
Tintu:Neyum Autoyil irunnu Thanneyanallo Vannadu
Bakki Nee itto!;-)
"Nale ninakku munnil oru pulari koodi
ninte kannukal orikkalum enne orth nirayaruth"!
"Pranayam mazha poleyanu....
Ormakalkku mele ormakal vattamittu parakkumbol orkkuka.....
Enneyalla !
Nammal orumichukoodiya nalla nimishangale.
Ne ennil ninnum Akannuvenkkilum
En ormathan vidhoorathayil Ennum ne undayirunnu.
Orunnalum mayatha Oru nizhalupole...
Madhura swapnangalku vida paranju
"Gud N8"
Snehikkan Padichu Pakshe,
Marakan Padichilla,
Eppozhenkilum Marannu Povenda Avastha Vannal Ee Lokathe Marakkam Pakshe Ninne Marakkanavilla!
Manasil ninnum orikalum mazchu kalayan
..I LOve U..
Ormakal mayatha manassil oru ormayundenkil..
jeevanu thulyam snehicha oralude orma aayirikkum. . .
Aathmavin nashta swapnagal
Ninne eniku marakanavilla....
God:y is ur heart bleedng?
Boy: bcz i m writng on it da name of da girl whom i love!
God:but y?
B:bcz u forgot 2 write her name in my destiny!
Ninte snehathinu vendi samarpicha
snehathinayi thudikkunna oru hrdayam athilumundayirunnu!
Snehichavare marakan parayendi varumbol
Njanee lokathodu
Vidaparayumbol mazhayay njan veendum peyum.Annu nee kuda choodathe ennodopam nadakanam,bakivacha sneham veendum pankidan!
I wlkng varambathode
Kanneerinu Munbil Tholkuka Snehamulla Hridayamanu,
Pakshe Snehamulla Hridayathe Manasilakan Chilappol Aa Kannuneerinu Kazhinjennu Varilla.
Dhukhathin adiyilirikuna Enneyum
"PRANAYAM, VIVAAHAM" Ennokke Parayunnath
"PRANAYAM, VIVAAHAM" Ennokke Parayunnath
"Indian Railway" Poleyanu..Pokaan Udheshicha Vandi Kittiyillengil
Kittiya Vandikku Kerippokanam!;-)
Dhukham Maranna Jeevitham
GudMrng
2011 Highlight-
2011 Highlight-
First day is 1.1.11.
I'm d 1st person to inform U this matter.
Wish u advance happy new year&
11.1.11&
1.11.11&
11.11.11
Jeevithathil ninnu oru sandhya koodi vida vangunnu
Orupadu swapnangalumai
vanna ee dinam ravinu vendi vazhi marunnu..
Nalla oru nalekai..!
Do you know the meaning of SMS?
Welcome 2011 Happy New year
Adutha maasam
njan povukayanu,
Ini orikkalum varilla...
Ennennekkumayi yathra parayunnu...
Avasanamayi onnu chodichottae..
Ishtamayirunno Ennae..?
SNEHATHODE...
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"2010"
Welcome "2011"
Happy New Year
I'm The First Person Wishing You
Happy New Year
Happy, Cheerful and Prosperous Diwali
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H A P P Y D I W A L I
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o o
o o o
o o o o
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o o
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o o
oo o
oo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oo oo
oo oo
oo oo
ooooooooooooooo
kozhinju veezhunna
be cool..........
Jeevithathinte ottapedal...
friendship
LOST LOVE
PUTHU VALSARA ASHAMSAKAL
Njan marichal...
GOOD NIGHT
I LOVE YOU
Kothuk kadi konda sardar
subharathri
HAPPY ONAM
ONAM
college lyf 4 a lalettan fan...
NEW YEAR WISHES
BEER
Sneham
memories..
i love you...
Tintumon: Amme, padichu padichu ente
Amma: Saramilla mone result varumbo kannu puratheku thallikkolum....!
Gud ni8
Nilathu Sugar veenapol tintu monte achan
Tintu:janoo achan PANCHARAYADIKAN vilikunnu.::-x
Nombaram Mathramavunnu
Kelkaan Kothikkunna Sahabdavum...
Orupaad Akaleyavumbol "SNEHAM" oru Nombaram Mathramavunnu"....
pandoke njan mathiyayirunu ellarkum
njanayirunu onnaman.
annoke aadyam njan pinne avan ennayirunnu.
ippol kadhayellam maaripoyi. ellayidathum avanayi onnaman.
njan malayali allathayipoyille..
ippo ningalkoke aa Tintu mathi. pakshe oru naal njan shakthamayi madangi varum.urapp.nokkiko.
-sardarG-
'MUNNAAR' Kanan varunno
"R R R"
Kandille....?
Ishtappetto..?"Onnu" koodi Kaanichu Tharaam.
"1"
Engane und
Minister:Khadhi thuni vyavasayam nashtathilanu
Tintumon:Sir, Kaaja beediyum nashtathilanu....
Tintumon's Proof
Tintumon's Proof :-
Ponnola thumbi ,
poovali thumbi ,
aadu aadu nee aad aad...
So, thumbi=aadu
.'. thumbi =GOAT..!
Hence proved...gudnite
Hridhayathilanu avalenkil marakkam
Ennod pinangi pirinja
Ennod pinangi pirinja
mazhayulla ravil nananju kuthirnnappol
Nee ormichu kaanumo..,
Aa peyyunnath ente kanneer anennu..
SWAPNANGAL NALKI --SUBHA RATHRI
Orikkalum oralodulla vairagyam manassil vechu urangan pokaruth
pakaram
Nale Engane Avanittu Para Paniyam Ennalochichu Kidannolu....
Gud nt
Today is veerappan's 5th death anniversary
local kallan or local kalli......
I have done my job!
Kaalangal maanju poyaalum,
Ninte kaamuki ninne vittu poyalum,
Nhan ennum kanum..
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"AVALODOPPAM"
Tintumonte first night
Tintu wifenod:
"aa Door adakyu,
aa light off cheyu,
Ini ee bedil kidakoo,
ennitt ente kayil nokoo, kandille
"LIGHT KATHUNNA WATCH.
'Kurish' aduthundengil chekuthan adukkillallo.!
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'Kurish' aduthundengil chekuthan adukkillallo.!
Speciality of girls in INDIA
karnataka-dresing
Chenai-Stylish
Punjab-Colourful
Mumbai- Hot
Andhra-Attractive
Kerala-Onumilengilum
ahankarathinu oru kuravumila..!
Tintumon: Nammude Love Matter Njan Melle Veetil Paranju
Love Matter
Njan Melle
Veetil Paranju
Girl: Very Good!
Ennit Veetukar
Enthu Paranju?
Tintu: Melle Paranjath Kondu Avaraarum Kettilla.
@.
Tintu : oru "SURPRISE" aayikkote ennu vicharichu...!
Dad: whr's ur mom?
Tintu: Mom died 5mths b4
Dad: Den y dnt u infrm me?
Tintu : oru "SURPRISE" aayikkote ennu vicharichu...!
Ethra varshangal kazhinjalum nee
"KALAN" .....
Nigalkku enne padippikkam pakshe jayippykkanavilla-TINTUMON
Nigalkku enne padippikkam pakshe jayippykkanavilla-TINTUMON
Tintumon
msg
ayakaruth....
Snehathode--
Tintumon ...
Oru parichayavum illatha Avane nokki Aval punchirichu
Avano?
Urakkamillatha Orupadu Rathrikal !
Good Night.
Tintumon:- Ee Snehathinu Munnil Njan Ente UKG Exam Result
Girl:- Athentha?
Tintumon:- 'Thottupoyedee,
Thottupoyi'.!
Avide njan Anavasyam Ezuthittunde Please Nokkaruthu plz.
"ANAVASYAM"
I am the first person wishing you a happy Kanni Maasam
I am the first person wishing you a happy
"Kanni Maasam"
Enjoy...!! :-D
Orkkaan Njan Onnumalla..
Njan Onnumalla..
Marakkathirikkan Njan Aarumalla..
Enkilum
Eppozhenkilum Enne Orkkunnuvenkil..
Just Give ME a MISSED CALL
Tintumon: nayinta mone Nee biriyani chembilano chaya kudikkunnath...!
Tintumon:
Ethraya kooli?
Drivr: chaya kudikanullath thannolu
Tintumon: Ennalum ethrayanennu parayu
Drivr: Rs500
Tintumon:
nayinta mone Nee biriyani chembilano chaya kudikkunnath...!
Sasi: ...athu veruthe
Sir: Annaante(squirrel) purathe 3 vara sreeraaman talodiyappol undayatha.
Sasi: ...athu veruthe,
ennal Seetha zebra-ye pole irikkumayirunnallo..
Vellamadi Dialogs
2.eda,njan fit alla 3.bike njan odikam 4.njan kudichitu parayuvanu vicharikaruthu
5.nee para aliya, ninaku njan enthum tharum
6.eniku ipo avale vilikanam
7.ini ennada nammal ingane koodune...and Finally...., Njan innu muthal velamadi nirthi!...
TINTU MON KOLLAPPETTU
'TINTU MON KOLLAPPETTU'!
Nale SMS Harthal. Ellavarum sahakarikkanamennu Dundumol
Misscalukale harthalil ninnu Ozhivakkiyittund.
Nikathan pattatha ozhivu-airtel.
sms lokathinu theeraanashtam-idea.
Enik ente makane nashtapetathu pole-sardar.
kazhivu theliyicha balan-chief minister.
Souhridam oru thanalaanu
Tin2 joly thedi oru hotalil ethy.
Udama :ninakk porotta adikkaan ariyamo da?
Tin2:nalla kari undengil otta eruppinu 9 porotta vare adikum chettaa...
India kku swatandryam kittiyitu 99 varsham thikayunna Ee Thiruvona
India kku swatandryam kittiyitu 99 varsham thikayunna Ee Thiruvona divasam padakam murichum cake pottichum Christmas agoshikuna ninaku ente vishu aasamsakal.
Nee ippol vicharikum eniku vattanennu. Vatu ninaka, Allengil innu ninte vivahamayitu ente SMS um vaayichirikumo? Hapy birthdy 2 U ! enthayalum raavile thanne oru good night irikkate.
Tintu: "achaa Saasthram Jayichu ,Manushyan Thottu"
' 0 'MarkKittiya tintu monod Achan:Enthu Pattiyeda?
Tintu: "achaa Saasthram Jayichu ,Manushyan Thottu"
ee souhrdham enikkennum venam
mazhayaay
kozhinju povaatha
pookkalaay..
Maanju povaatha
ormayaay..
vida parayaatha
koottukaaray..
ee souhrdham
enikkennum venam..
Tintu:divasavum raavile kalichaal thadi kurayumennu paranjittu
Dr:nee enthu kaliyaa kalichath....?
Tintu:mobile-il snake game...good night......
Jeevithathil dukhavum santhoshavum maari maari varum...
dukhavum
santhoshavum
maari maari varum...
So, BEER ADI...
Sorry, naavu
slipaayi poyatha...
so "BE READY" to face it.
Ottakku oru full adikkanulla capacity nashtappetta Tintumon
Tintumon: Nammude
Love Matter
Njan Melle
Veetil Paranju
Girl: Very Good!
Ennit Veetukar
Enthu Paranju?
Tintu: Melle Paranjath Kondu Avaraarum Kettilla.
@.
Tintu mon's wife admitted in hospital 4 an operation
Dr. Ningalude wife-nte operation date 20th of this month aanu....so thalennu thanne blood venam....
Tin2.Thalennu thanne veno....kaalenno kayyenno matto pore.......?
Hridayathe Hridayam Kond Ariyunna Vikaaramaanu SNEHAM .
Swapnamalla
SNEHAM
Nakshathrangalil
Kaanunna Prakashamalla
SNEHAM
Hridayathe Hridayam Kond
Ariyunna Vikaaramaanu
SNEHAM .
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Luttapi n Sardar on Work.
Luttappi kuzhi kuzhikkum, sardar athu moodum.
Ithu kanda oral Luttapiyodu: Entha paripadi?
Luttu : Ithu oru contractanu. road sidil marangal vakkunna joliya. Njangal munnu peranu. Njan kuzhikkum,
tintumon chedi vakkum, sardar kuzhi moodum.
Tintu innu leavaa...!
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Tintumon:ningalude pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo
Mathaychettan:athu jersy aanu...
TintuM:oho jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte orginal colour aanu ennu.
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give some examples using day
Appukuttan:Annual day
thomasukutty:Birthday
tintuM:"enthuvaaday"
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Swantham " THIRUVONAM "
Avide kanille?
AUGUST 22nu rathri njan vandi kayarum.23 nu ravile ethum.
Marakkalle...
Swantham "THIRUVONAM"
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Ee Nimisham Namukkoru Vaagdanam Nadathaam Nammal Ennennum
"I PROMISE U"
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I gt 20 tikets 4 ENTHIRAN
Ingane aarengilum mzg ayacha enne k0ode vilikkane,njanum varaam
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Tintumon: Nadannu vannadu kondanu sir
Tintumon: Nadannu vannadu kondanu sir.
Sir: Bussil vannoode?
Tintumon: Athu sirinte molodu paranjal kelkkandae..
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Tintumon Thee golangal paanju vannalum
Nhan Janikkunnathinu Munpu Enne Kandittundo....???
Amma: illa...!!!!
Tintu: Appol Nhan Janichathinu Shesham Engane Enne Manasilayi...!!!
This is an adults only msg
"Panchayath Election varunnudu vote cheyyanam.!".:-
Mobilil balance undenkil ravile onnu vilikumo
Palarum parayunnu ravile kurukkan oriyidunnathu kettal nallathanennu!
please onnu vilikane....
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Njan call vilichittu entha edukan ithra thamasam ?
Tintu :30+15=45 roopa Koduth caller tune vachath pine ninte achanu kelkan aano ?
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Mohanlal is in the role of Raj Thakare.The film was Super hit
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The mohanlal will die in first 10mins
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Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikununu.
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Manichithrathazhu malapuram version
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Tintu: Saaramilla Amma karayaathe. namuk chammanthi kooti chorunnaam!
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Doubt by LKG last bench association president TINTU MON
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American:r u relaxing? Sardar:no,I am Gopalsing. Another amerikan: r u relaxing?
sardar: Ithu valiya kashtamayalo. No Man I am Gopalsing. sahiketa sardar appurathe Americanodu: R U relaxing? American:yes, sardar: kuthe ka bacha nee ivide Irikukayano, Ninne nokitatha avar nadakunu.
Phir milenge
Puli urangumbol namal puliye unartiyalum
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So, Don't disturb ME!
I'm goin to sleep..
Gudnt
swt drmz. . .
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chindhikanalle paranjadh
yella
paniyum
kazhinj
vayikh.
E msgil
onhum
illa.
Enhalum
ningal
E msg
vayikunhundallo.
Athey
njan
E msg
verudhe
time
passin
ayachadha.
Enhit
ningalk
send
cheydhu
vittu.
Ningal
idh
interestingayi
vayikunhu.
Ippo
ningal
chindhikkum
E msg
eppol
theerum
enh.
Njan
parayam
ningal
E msg
vayikunhad
nirth.
Endhenhal
E msg
theeran
kure
samayam
venam.
Ippo
ningalkh
Dhesyam
varum.
"Njan
E msg
endhin
vayichu
enh."
Adhaa
njan
paranjadh
ningal
E msg
vayikanda
enh.
Sheda
idh
valiya
kashtamayallo
njan
paranjal
kelkille...
Endha
cheyya...
Shari
enhal
ningal
vayikh.
Enhal
ningal
thazhot
press
cheydho.
Ippo
ningalk
sharikum
Disturb
Aayi
kanum.
Ningalk
E msg
vayikan
ithra
samayamundenkil
njan
E msg
ezuthan
ethra
samayam
eduthitundavum
ningal
kuthiyirunh
chindhikh
chindhikanalle
paranjadh?..!!!
Gud nite
Thamarashery college
Annu njamlu 3rd yrinu padikana kalam..
Njamakanengi 18 suply.
Kadukumani vithyasathil 1 subjct onnu angoto ingoto thota mathi njaml year out. Vitilla...!
Insha alla
Padachone ingalu katholeee..nnu parnj thundu vech xm eyuthi.
Result vannapo 18 visayathilum njamlu pass.
Appo thanne universty njamle vilichoru award thann.
Vice Chanceler njammle porath thateetu parayaa..
"pahaya vallatha budhiya ingalkennu"..
Ente messgs eppozhenkilm ninak shalyamaayi thonniyittundo?
Undenkil sahicho.
Allathe free sms muzhuvan enikk puzhungi thinnan pattumo...??
Waste edukkan vere vandi varum
Lorry ayakkunnundu
SMS undenkil kayattividuka
Ne kayari irikaruth.
Waste edukkan vere vandi varum
Ningal Enikku msg Ayakkathirikan 4 kaaranam undavum
1. No time
2. No balanc
3. Network Problem
4. Oru Simhathodu keri muttanulla pedi....!!!
Dhurbala vibhagangalkku subsidy
B U D G E T 2010.
MOHANLAL Faansinu 3 roopakku Ari, mannenna,panchasara,thenga,manga,ully,savola...!Enniva nalkum.......
we can save d Tigers later
"Save girls welfare project"
Tintumon to Asish mon
enna
peru
veenal
thechalum
maychalum
pokilla.
Nammal
sookshichal
namukku
kollam"
-Tintumon to
Asish mon.
wen
Asish mon
got 1st rank
in UKG.!
Jyolsyan AND TINTUMON
.
Tintu: athu veno..!
Pakaram 18 vayassulla 2 ennathine kettiyaal pore...!
Oru Thakarppan comedy msg
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Kitiyal eniku send cheyamo?
Eee Asthamayathil Enikku Nirashayilla
-CHEGUVERA
Good ni8..&sweat dreams..
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Vijayadashami ashamsakal to all dear friends
Vijayadasami 2010 / Dushera Greetings In Malayalam
Ya devi sarva bhutesu, shanti rupena sansitha Ya devi sarva bhutesu, shakti rupena sansthita Ya devi sarva bhutesu, matra rupena sansthita Namastasyai, namastasyai, namastasyai, namo namaha!
***HaPPy Vijayadasami 2010 ****
Navratri SMS Messages, Navratri SMS, Send Navratri SMS
Sharanye trayambake Gauri
Narayani namosthute"
****Wish U Happy Navratri In Advance****
law of Dr.Tintu mon
Ormakal
Sneham
Mr.Tintu Mon!
Tintu mon to taxi driver
chumma irikkunnavar
memories..
Tin2 jock
Amma: illa...!!!!
Tintu: Appol Nhan Janichathinu Shesham Engane Enne Manasilayi...!!!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2010
Om Bakra tunda mahakaya,
surya koti samaprava,
nirbighnam kuru may deva
sarba karye su sarbada
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2010
Vnayaka Chaturthi Sms ( Ganesha )
Jai Vinayaka
(!)
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Happy Vinayakar Chavithi
Ramadan Ashamsakal
Hridayam Niranja PERUNNAL ASHAMSAKAL
SAVVAL PIRAVIKU VAZHIMARAN RAMADAN NAMODITHA VIDA CHODIKUNNU... INI ADUTHA VARSHAM! ANNU AROKKEYUNDAVUMENNU ALLAHU A'ALAM!
- ellavarkum ente hridayam niranja PERUNNAL ASHAMSAKAL
ADVANCE Happy EID MUBARAK
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WISH U A HAPPY
RAMZHAN MUBARAK
Malayalam Eid Mubarak SMS
HRUDAYAM NIRANGA ONASHAMSAKAL
HAPPY ONAM Onam Varavayi
O–ORumayude
N–Nanmayude
A–AGhoshangalude
M–Malayaliyude
Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!
Snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.
Onam SMS Wishes Malayalam
Ormakal koodu koottiya
Manasinte thalirchillayil
Niramulla orayiram ormakalumayi
Oru ONAM koodi varavaayi …
Othiri snehathode
“HAPPY ONAM”
Pooviliyum Poonilavum,
Poo thumbikalum Pookkalum
Virunnu varum munpe
ente hridayam niranja
“THIRUVONASAMSAKAL”
“HAPPY ONAM”
Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam
Manusharellarum onnu pole…
Wish you a blessed Onam!
Wishing All Of U..Very Very Happy Onam
Onam Festival SMS in Malayalam
niranja oru nalla ONAM aasamsikkunnu..
Hridayam niranja orayiram ONASHAMSAKAL…
Happy Onam 2010 SmS
Santhoshathinteyum
Aishwaryathinteyum
Varavariyikkunna Nalla Kalam..
Wishing All Of U..Very Happy Onam…
Onam Malayalam SMS 2010
Aiswaryathinteyum
sambal samridhiyudeyum
gruhaathurathvam unarthikond
veendum oru Onam koodi….
onashamsakal..!
New Funny Malayalam SMS 2010
Hai dear first count the star…
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entha ennikazinjo …
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille… Goooooooooood Morning.
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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.
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Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum “INTEL” inside and “MENTAL” outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum “COOL” inside and “FOOL” outside
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Sometimes i 4get to ask,
“R U OK?”
Sometimes i even miss to say,
“Hi”
But it doesn’t mean you are forgotten.
No Never..
Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane !!!
`
Every second god remembers you.
Every minute god blesses you.
Every hour god cares for you.
Bcoz every day i pray to him..
” Daivame Budhiyillathe kocha.. kaathollanee.. “
Funny Malayalam SMS
Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?
Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.
`
Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?
Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta
Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?
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Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?
Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye
`
Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara
Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.
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Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.
Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.
Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.
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Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.
Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?
Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?
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Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo
Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…
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Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.
Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…
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Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha
Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?
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Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.
Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?
Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!
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Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?
Kamukan: Moonu maasam
Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?
Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?
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Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?
Tintumon jokes 2010

teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
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Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla…
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Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu
Achan: Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu…
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Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??
Tintumon: illa
Adhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanu
Tintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??
Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…
Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vethiyasam…
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Tintumon doctorude aduth
Tintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povum
Doctor:athinentha?
Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povum
doctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.
Tintumon:bbut,njan 10 manika eneekkunne…
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Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!
The Funny Transform of Malayalam Actor jayan dialogues
Just 4 Fun...
# Oru muthalaye kittiyirunnengil malpidutahm nadathamaayirunnu !
# Onnu bhoomi kulungiyirunengil thullichadamaayirunnu !
# Oru kambipara kittiyirunengil onnu pallukuthamaayirunnu!
# Oru road kittiyirunengil Thara Para ezhuthi padikkamaayirunnu!
# Oru thengu kittiyirunengil otichu nakku vadikkamaayirunnu !
# Jayan had a fight with the villain and lost one of his teeth. Then he sings a Hindi song. Can you guess the song?
Jenu eku pal nahim aur koi hal nahim Saiyoni
# Randu moonnu idly kittyirunengil shirt nu buttons pidippikkamaayirunnu!
# Jayan jumped off from a flying plane and landed on rock.
He says “Plane il ninnu chadiyappol oru parayilanu veenathu. athukondu onnum pattiyilla. Kadalil veenirunnengil shirt um pants um ellam njanjenne” !]
# Randu moonnu aannaye kittiyirunengil ammanam adamaayirunnu !
# Jayan entered Seema’s Home. He says to Seema “Seema door adaykanda, ente pants pirake varunnundu” !
# Jayan is being questioned on a train tragedy.
He explains “Attayanennu karuthi chavittiyathu train-il aayirunnu”
# Theeppettiyanennu karuthi pants te pocket il eduthittathu cement chack ayirunnu!
Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty
Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..
Achan : Ninteyo?
Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty
Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...
Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu
Tintumon was writing Malayalam Exam
Question 25: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.
Tintumon wrote:
Ans 25)
Njan: Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari: Samayamilla mone.. poyittu pinne vaa..
Njan: Seri teacher...
Tintu mon ullpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi
Avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ”29 pere kaananille….??"
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”
Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo..?
Tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”
dundumon- ” njanum….”
sasikuttan- ” njanum….”
tintumon- ” ‘’Ayyoo!! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply ‘A’ on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
FA is a soap and MAA is juice
Hence proved.
Tintumon called FM radio
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Tharoor undaayaalum
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D
Tintumon trying to reach a door bell
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"
Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"
Tintumon enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla
Achan- ” adhendha..?"
Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"