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MATHS PROOF

Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.

Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!

Tintumonoda kali







DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa





MANDAN

Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"






NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’






INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???







KALYANAM



Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …

Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?

Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.





MADIYAN



Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?

Tinttumon : "Madiyan"

Teacher : Wat?

Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…




CHASE



Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina penkuttikalude purake nadakkunne. Ningalkkavare kalyaanam kazhikkan plan illenkilum.

Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?






REVENGE



Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?

Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum

Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??

Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!







BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?

Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??







AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa

tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath



PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"

tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"

professor: "i dont understand anything"

tintumon: "same 2 you"







SLEEP



Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night .

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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?









MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?

Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?




THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle






BHAKSHANAM


Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..

Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’

(After eating)

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?

Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!




LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..







CHEMISTRY



Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?

Ramu : Alumina.

Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?

Tintumon : "Filomina"









1000 ROOPA

‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam

tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…






Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi=goat

Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..

Hence the proof

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam

Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….

Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?




DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?

Tintumon: Dineshan

Teacher :Why?????

Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan