Tintumon Series :D

Goa
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

Puli
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!



Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Cheetha Koottukar
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “

Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

Eduthal Pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

Tintumon As God
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

Tintumon In Classroom
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!

Tintu Mon Ambalathil
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

Cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte pvalikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “

Fibre Content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil‍ high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

Dr Tintu
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.